fortnite

its the worst game ever

fortnite fuckin' sucks ass

by нщщщщщщщщщщщщщщщщщщщщщщщщщщщщщ November 25, 2019

Fortnite

A game only defined by virginity, loss of friends and family and absolute shit, it impossible for someone who plays fortnite to be a decent human

Hey Joe do you wanna play fortnite

Shut the fuck up Bill get a life

by Lanky Steg March 11, 2019

Fortnite

A game that mindless idiots spend all their life playing then they won't stop fucking stop blabbing about it.

Fortnite is fucking stupid.

by super_me February 12, 2019

Fortnite

The prime cause of virginity in all males aged 12-24

Johnny Depp is such a Fortnite

by Mandingo Hunter 3000 July 24, 2018

fortnite

A game where 11 year olds spend all their parents money on their credit cards

Obama: Hey Donald, wanna grab a beer?
Trump: no I’m too busy building walls in this game called fortnite

by LITTLExASSASSIN May 3, 2019

fortnite

a disease known to cause large amounts of tumors in your brain.
stage 1: starting the game fortnite. this stage is often avoided when players are finally conscious that fortnite is cancer
stage 2. non stop playing fortnite. this stage is nearly impossible. it is best to shoot the player in the head before he spreads diseases
stage 3. "i wanna be like ninja!". all life on earth has perished. if you are still alive kill yourself while you can.

"dont touch me! fortnite is contagious!"

by azazelnosferatu June 13, 2018

Fortnite

This is a game that will physically and mentally hurt you. DO NOT IN ANY CIRCUMSTANCES PLAY THIS GAME. YOU WILL SUFFER FROM CHRONIC DEPRESSION. THIS IS A WARNING TO ALL YOU FORTNITE PLAYERS, WATCH OUT, LOCK YOUR DOORS, AND HOLD SLEEP WITH YOUR LEGENDARY JHON WICK BODY PILLOW.

Did you know that Ninja got LIGMA from playing too much FORTNITE.

by MinecraftIsCool November 29, 2018