Royal Flush

When You Jump In The Toilet, with or without the feces and iron in the toilet and then you fall backwards so far backwards that you pass the point of return and you flush the toilet.

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING. GODDAMN ROYAL FLUSH!?!?
YOU GOT VOMIT, PISS, AND, FECES ALL OVER YOU

by Make TUD Great Again November 3, 2017

Safety Flush

To flush the toilet for a second time after laying the load to ensure there is no residual shit left behind.

Rob, taking a shit at his friends house, took an extra Safety Flush to flush the residual shit.

by GarrettProxima July 13, 2012

Toilet Flush

In poker, it is when you end-up with nothing.....but 5 red cards, but you do not have 5 of the same suit. Instead, you have something like 3 diamonds and 2 hearts...or some other aweful combo. No pairs, a shit hand. This hand will actually beat to a full toilet. See full toilet definition.

"i went all-in with a full toilet and got beat by a toilet flush"

by Ace Binkley August 24, 2005

Flush Nazi

A person who, upon discovering that someone is about to leave the bathroom without flushing the toilet, orders the flushing of said toilet, especially if the toilet is still full of shit.

Daughter: Mom...where do you think you're going?
Mother: ...I have to go cook dinner.
Daughter: Not until you flush that toilet. I'm not going to a toilet full of crap...
Mother: Fine, you Flush Nazi.

by Objectionator April 22, 2007

royal flush

2 parts crown, 6 parts cream soda, 1 part maraschino cherry juice, 2 maraschino cherries. AKA The Velvet Crocodile. Fuckin excellence.

I like sex, and royal flushes.

by D-twiz April 25, 2009

tranny flush

A strange sexual act that refers to a girl who was been menstruating for three days with the same tampon in. The guy positions himself under her and "pulls the plug"--this results in a very messy expulsion of red liquid much like when you remove the pan on an automatic transmission.

Dude! Last night my girl finally let me do a tranny flush, and it was so awesome as it gushed all over my face!

by Robbyb March 25, 2008

courtesy flush

The first thing you do when you walk into a restroom and other occupied stalls. Flushing before you sit down creates enough noise in the area that other people may be able to finish their business while minimizing embarrassment from excessive flatulence.

Seeing as there was only one stall taken, and given the state of his rotting gut, John gave the other restroom occupant a courtesey flush in hopes that he would finish his business so John could get down to his with the added privacy of being the only one in the restroom.

by anonymous August 17, 2004