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Orange County, Florida

The real OC. Contains Orlando, Apopka, Winter Park and other cities. Home of the the NBA's Orlando Magic. Eastside is mostly hispanic and white: has Waterford Lakes Town Center (the largest outdoor shopping plaza in the country). The westside is mostly black. Has a lot of entertainment like, Universal Studios/City Walk, Sea World, Disney World/Downtown Disney. Contains some of the realest hoods in the country, such as: Pine Hills, Parramore, OBT. You could get killed there or trying to cross Colonial Drive or Semoran Blvd on foot/bike. Trust me I've seen dead bodies laying out in the road b/c the guy tried to cross Semoran. And I've seen bodies in Parramore..after a Magic game. It's a lot more than just Disney, ppl. Enjoy your stay. That soff OC in Cali better step aside.
Orange County, Florida is the real OC. That other county better step aside.

Dade County is old news, the future is Orange County.
by Jamaican Sensation January 28, 2008
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Williston Florida

Williston is a small town in Florida. The most awesome town. Where kids that graduate from that lil high school, that looks like a jail.. can't wait to leave! This town is segregated.. by rail road tracks. On the good side of the rail road tracks, gather up on the weekends & hit the woods. On the other side, they gather up under a tree & get high. They have kick ass resturants. If you've never been to Williston or don't know what it is, your a nobody!
by southernstyle November 11, 2011
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Crystal River Florida

Crystal River, a small town in West Central Florida is most known for their speed bumbs.. aka "manatees", the only thing fun to do there is boating.. but theres only one route. You can go to shell island, the shallows.. then do it all over again! They have a big top tent for a mall. A bunch of rednecks live there, they love to fish and mud. We have an awesome rails to trails..but you have to stop every 5 feet at the stop signs or you'll get ran over by a car. The only place to shop here is bealls, jc penny, or belk. They have underwater caves, but plently of people have died.. swim at your own risk. Home of the KKK. Crystal River is the Queen of Citrus County. CRHS rules Citrus and Lecanto in everything.. Hey we are the ones with the mall ;) Oh and this just in, Ft. Island Gulf Beach is now OK to swim in! ;)
Crystal River Florida sucks so bad there are no exmaples.
by BuckNastii_aeb815 June 22, 2011
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Florida choo choo train

The act of simultaneously pulling anal beads out of your lover's ass and shoving them down your throat
Guy 1: She wanted anal last night so I gave her a Florida choo choo train
Guy 2: I've always dreamed of doing that
by The Serious Schnitzel April 22, 2015
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Florida Georgia Line

The act of snorting a rail of bath salts off a transgender persons aroused penis in the bathroom of the gender they were assigned at birth
I heard that Joseph did a Florida Georgia Line last Friday night at Applebee's.
by Matthew Glen April 21, 2018
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Florida

For those who weren't born or raised in Florida most answers are ignorant...Florida is a place where, yes, there are alot of old people...yet alot of young hot women & men (your preference here)...Only one season, and warm water and weather year round...Florida is a state in which most of the rest of the country's young population wishes they lived...a place where we do know how to party (see...Daytona, Panama City, Key West, Ybor City, South Beach, Boca Raton, Fort Myers Beach, oh yea, Girls Gone Wild Vol. 1-50, list goes on), a place where all the other states boyfriends or girlfriends (your preference again) go to spend their Spring Break with us locals...and we thank you for that...education lacks some places, so does the english language, but name a state where it doesn't? As for driving skills, they don't lack with true Floridians, just the ones who visit here for vacation or only half the year (snow birds from up NORTH), in which they probably came from your state...Florida is also "THE HOME" for football (see Florida, Fla State, Miami, USF) and their trophies...The "best" recruits in the nation usually play here in pop warner and high school...Home to some of the nicest beaches in the country...When people say we can't count (election), your speaking to your education systems...Remember, most of Florida's population is from your states...
When it comes to partying, Florida is the only place to go...
by Ramho23 January 16, 2009
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Florida Gaydors

A bunch of sore-losing Florida Gator fans and players, 99% of whom smoke dick and like it.
The Michigan Wolverines beat the Florida Gaydors into humiliation, that caused Tim TeBlow to regress into smoking dick for comfort.
by Urban Dictionary February 18, 2008
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