Floss the brown tooth

When you are having sex with a girl doggystyle, and you proceed to take a shit on her back, then floss your ass with the girl's ponytail.

This move rates a 10/10 on the difficulty scale. If you or someone you know can pull this off, they instantly become a hero.

Mostly popular in Japan.

"My buddy Peet got bitch slapped for flossing the brown tooth with Maria last night. But goddamn is he my hero!"

"Tonight I'm going to floss the brown tooth with some one night stand"

by Skofe A. Lofe, Esq... September 29, 2009

Flossin' Like a Clausen

Used as a putdown towards pretty boys, especially those from California such as Jimmy and Casey Clausen, quarterbacks at Notre Dame and the University of Tennesse respectively. Most definitely not a compliment to be compared to one of those two.

Dude, look at Bentley with his manicured eyebrows. He's Flossin' like a Clausen. What a fag!

by Uncle Big Balls January 11, 2010

floss out

(v.) the action of not showing up or deciding not go to a previously planned event at last minute's notice.

"He was suppose to go with me to the movies, but he flossed out. Lame!"
"Don't floss out! I need you to be there."

by carrie727 December 2, 2007

flossy

so skinny that i can use your limbs/muscles to floss my teeth.

Kid you better start bulking up, you're lookin' a li'l flossy

by KIDOCUD September 21, 2017

steady flossin

When a man or woman is wearing a dirty crap covered g string and the constant friction produces a flossing like action betwixt his or her buttcheeks.

What's that smell? Don't worry its just big berths, she's steady flossin'!

by webeflossin February 7, 2012

Flossing

To perform oral sex with a partner who has a vast quantity of pubic hair.

-Katie was flossing Stephen all night long.

by giantdickblackguy December 31, 2010

awsome flossom

awsome in every wich way you can think of

OMG i have an Awsome Flossom CD!

by Kyle Gardner October 11, 2006