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Flutter nugget

When someone stubs there toe and they don't know what to say.
"AHha flutter nugget I hurt myself"
by Steph62013 July 2, 2016
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Fluttering

A term used to describe the following sequence of events while travelling to another city (usually, but not always in another country)

1) Engaging in conversation with a stranger (often on tinder)
2) Convincing that person to invite you back to their house to exchange sexual favours
3) Exchanging sexual favours with said person
4) Sleeping at that person's house overnight to avoid paying for accommodations in the foreign city
5) Indefinitely borrowing an item from said person's house as a souvenir of the trip

Fluttering should not be confused with parachuting which only goes through items "1-4".
It should also not be confused with "Brad Walling" which goes through item "1-4" but replaces item 5) with "making said person breakfast using whatever food you can find in their house (this allows you to seem like a nice person but provides you with a free breakfast, therefore reducing travel costs)"

The term originated in Saskatchewan but has gained favour throughout Canada.
Anna: How was your trip?!
Elizabeth: It was pretty awesome, I saved a ton of money by fluttering 8 of the ten nights I was in Montreal.
Anna: Oh sweet! What kind of souvenirs did you get?
Elizabeth: Some pretty cool stuff, I got this windchime made out of spoons, a pair of underwear with elephants on it, this shot glass, a freshly rolled joint and pinky ring.
Anna: Sounds like you have you some killer fluttering skills!
by DoggParadox July 11, 2018
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flutterpated

The butterfly-like sensation a woman feels deep in her vagina when sexually aroused.
She was flutterpated the instant he stroked her bare skin.
by Amor Fati May 14, 2019
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mechanical fitter

The alphas in the maintaining world and sparkys don’t come close they are well underneath mech fitters
Hey I need something fixed don’t call the sparky they do fuck all call the mechanical fitters
by Sparkysdofuckall June 20, 2018
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Fritter

(plural: Fritters)
n) a portmanteau of Friend and Twitter - essentially, a Friend on Twitter.

Likely, this friend is either of the wrong age or lives too far away to be a real life friend, but is someone who you can constantly have tweet-based conversations with.
"So I was talking to one of my fritters the other night..."
"Oh, my best fritter posted this awesome link..."

example_user: Goodnight #fritters! It was good talking to you. I <3 my fritters!
by isthiscanon October 7, 2009
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cunt fritter

some one who is very annoying. To the degree in which you want to stab them in the throat.
Andrew! Stop being such a damn Cunt Fritter!!!
by Mr. Mikel August 19, 2007
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Fitter

The Facebook version of Twitter, also known as "status updates". Overruse can lead to Status Fiend and Status Wanker.
Person 1: I'm so sorry to hear your grandmother passed away from AIDS.

Person 2: Where did you hear that?

Person 1: I read it on your Fitter.
by Rand-m June 15, 2009
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