Fattering

When an outfit makes a person look extremely fat.

"Wow. That dress is so fattering on her."

by Pumpernickle Jonny April 29, 2010

fattius bumstickius

an older and generally more revered version of the more unfortunate fatty bumsticks. An old person who though was thin in youth has put on impressive amounts of weight which his tired old skin can't support, usually resulting in man tits too, and the much feared zimmerframe made of titanium to support them, hence the veneration.

whoa there grandad, easy on the pies, you look like a fattius bumstickius

by oldkingcolejr May 21, 2003

Flatts syndrome

A person who convulses while listing to rascal flatts ie highway 66

Bob has flatts syndrome

by undertakeisrock February 19, 2009

Flattitude

That grateful feeling when your flatulence doesn't leave a surprise in your shorts.

While stuck in traffic, Dave gave a sigh of flattitude when the fart was only a fart.

by elKeitho May 26, 2016

fattie bag

a big ol' bag of weed.

"Hello."
"Hi, want some pot?"
"Sure."
"Okay, five bucks for a fattie bag."
"Gee, mister thanks."
"Anytime, dimples."

by moooooonutts August 3, 2006

FlattyKawa

A door that goes to Aoba Johsai. And also plays volleyball as a setter. :)

"Flattykawa! Are you ready for the game?"
"Yeah Iwa-Chan!"

by DUMBGAY-ANGEL DUST May 23, 2021

Fattoush

A word to closely resemble the sound you produce whilst you simultaneously sneezing and poop in a well filled toilet.

Bazza, I'm a legend. Managed to blast out a turd in the bogs so fast whilst I sneezed, the waitress in at our table ordered me a lovely Salad. Fattoush !!

by Herbert the werido January 27, 2020