Flap Trap

When you go to the store, and see several people, but you can’t escape talking to them and get stuck talking for a long period.

Dad, don’t get caught in the Flap Trap.

by Humble Goose November 26, 2018

Flap Attack

When a woman attacks with her low hanging flappy vagina lips.

That girl’s va jj lips hang so low she smacked herself in the face with em while jogging. She flap attacked herself tryin to stay in shape.

by LeroyLooselips April 30, 2019

flap

A fat ass nap that hits different

“Bro, I just took a fat flap.”
“Just flapped.”
“I’m bout to take me a flap.”

by doggydoggsaladstew August 24, 2019

Flap his JackJack

A specific form of male masturbation where you slap your dick from side to side between each hand until the preg nog is released. (Technique usually hits its usage peak from around December 1st through December 7th.

Dan got so inspired while baking sensually enticing pancakes for breakfast on December 1st that he decided to Flap his JackJack before sitting down to a nice meal.

by DirtyDan8 November 13, 2019

Flapdrol

Someone who acts idiotic, neglectful or like a piece of shit flopping from a wall to the ground.

Fred! Quit acting like a flapdrol.

by Fourskin July 6, 2022

Flafphobia

Flafphobia - The irrational fear of Flafo and or Flafoing.

Jim is irrationally scared of Flafoing (Flafphobia).

by Flafoer January 1, 2023

The Flap of Mars

When look at the penis externally, the flap of mars is where the scrotum curls around the side of the shaft, leaving a flap which doesn't move without prodding or poking.

Man 1: I've got a big dick.

Man 2: Yeah, but The Flap of Mars in your pants is below average in terms of flaccidity.

Man 1: ...damn.

by NigelMarsflap June 4, 2010