Woodstock Flakes

Woodstock Flakes or Nutritional Yeast as it is traditionally called, dates back to ancient Egypt. It is a yeast fermented on molasses. The rise in popularity in recent years in the 'hippie' community has dubbed the formally known 'Nutritional Yeast' with a new name with less nutrition in the title. Containing 200% of your daily B12 per teaspoon, Woodstock Flakes are widley known as a dietary supplement and food seasoning.

Mix in fresh juice, top a salad, in soups, to thicken gravies, on popcorn, as a cheese substitute, or anywhere you want.

"Oh man, this popcorn is bland"
"You want to sprinkle some Woodstock Flakes on it?"
"Awesome! Thats the Shizit"

by J-Here April 21, 2010

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Corny flake

Corny flakes is used to describe a person who avoid parties and other social gatherings even if they say they are going and if you force them to going they will try to use corny jokes to lighten the mood but it doesn't work.

Person 1: "Hey dude wanna join us in this party we are going to."
Person 2: "Heck yeah I'm totally going."
Person 1: "Where the fuck are they."
Person 1:"He fucking corny flake on me didn't he."

by ioBecI April 21, 2020

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Pre-flake

When someone decides not to commit to plans that haven't even been created yet.

Person 1: "We're probably going out again sometime next week if you wanna come."
Person 2: "No thanks, I'll probably be busy."
Person 1: "Bro, did you just pre-flake on us?"

by TheRealAndrewconda June 1, 2018

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Clam flakes

When a woman does not wash after sex and when she awakes her pussy flakes off all that jizz that dried on her clam.

Paul was banging the cleaning girl last night so long that they were exhausted and fell asleep. In the morning she had clam flakes all over her pussy.

by Clamer October 20, 2016

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