Ass filter. (anal emissions catalytic converter)

A device for preventing the smell from some people's asses from affecting the productivity of others. Manufactured and fuelled by the Anal Emmisions Commission.

This is neccesary for those who eat a great deal of feet. In particular, Hobbit's feet.

"That stinks you shit, get a fucking ass filter!"
"You've got bowel rot! At least get an ass filter you stinky novice"

by Vindavjck November 19, 2004

Fiery Fox

A girl who is not only gorgeous(hense the fox), but also has a lot of spirit (hense fiery). She will not bow down to anyone, and her opinion WILL be heard on anything that she cares about enough to comment upon.

guy1"i had to dump my gf, she was a fiery fox."
guy2 (confusedly)"why is that a bad thing?"
guy1"because im a scum-sucking idiot that hates it when cute girls have any kind of free will and i was hoping she would cry or give up her free will for me."
guy2"ok... yeah, im going to leave because that is a horrible way to go at life"(leaves)

by Laurariea Jasmine Adairra November 11, 2006

pussy filter

The small, very thin absorbent pad with an adhesive backing that a woman sticks to the inside crotch of her underpants to catch normal daily vaginal secretions, as opposed to a much larger sanitary napkin, which is used during the menstrual period.

"Why should I put on a brand clean pair of panties every day when I can just slap a fresh pussy filter in the crotch of these every mornin' and wear 'em for two weeks?"

by Maynard Melvin June 25, 2005

filter

Filters are used to make your selfies look better

"Look at her selfie! She so used a filter!"

by motavator1312131 December 30, 2014

Coffee Filter

The sex act in which a person (male or female) puts on white tight underwear, stands over their partner (male or female) and diarrhea's through the underwear, splashing onto said partner.

It was so hot when his underwear went from white, to green-brown, to all over my face! I love the coffee filter!

by b2m2c2nyc December 3, 2009

Fiero Firestorm

Of, or having to do with, a discussion of the 4.9 Cadillac engine family when installed in a Pontiac Fiero, usually begun by someone who has since been banned from a certain internet forum.

This thread has turned into another Fiero Firestorm, thanks to Lil Pun.

by pff'er January 23, 2005

Fibertarian

A person who claims to be a Libertarian, but would be the first to clamor for the comforting arms of "Big Brother" if he or she actually had to live in a truly Libertarian society.

This 'Fibertarianism' is usually a cover for removal of income taxes and to allow repressive state governments to enact backward and oppressive legislation without fear of being thwarted by a more reasonable, mainstream federal government.

Neal Boortz is nothing more than a Fibertarian.

by kamariech January 7, 2009