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Ferret

A subordinating conjunction similar to 'although, 'despite that,' and 'additionally' that denotes an event that occurs despite another, previously mentioned event.
I want to purchase this, ferret it would leave me broke.
by Nysona June 2, 2025
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Feltching Ferret

A ferret specially bred for the purpose of anal feltching. A throughbred ferret speifically used to stimulate the anal cavity of fucked up people.
Norbert Nobnoodle just purchased some feltching ferrets online for a bit of ferret felching in the sun after he stuck those critters up his bum
by bradsbadluck May 3, 2024
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Japanese Snow Ferret

Verb-When you do blow off a Japanese man’s dick and then he bends you over and anally pleasures you.
I can hardly sit down after I was Japanese snow ferreted last night.
by Snowqueen May 24, 2024
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Fent Ferret

An individual who is addicted to Fentanyl that will sell their own mother to get a bag of Fent.

signs and symptoms of the common Fent Ferret include but are not limited to:
▪️Nodding off
▪️Falling asleep, while standing, and or bent over
▪️Involuntary muscle contractions, and or spasms

▪️Habitually stealing from Walmart

▪️Habitually stealing from friends, family, neighbors, or anyone around with anything of any value.

▪️Loss of memory
▪️Loss of appetite

▪️Loss of anything good in their lives

▪️Ferrets may also spend a substantial amount of their lives incarcerated.

If you or a loved one is a ferret, there is hope for recovery. SAMHSA’s National Helpline, 1-800-662-HELP (4357) (also known as the Treatment Referral Routing Service), or TTY: 1-800-487-4889 is a confidential, free, 24-hour-a-day, 365-day-a-year, information service, in English and Spanish, for individuals and family members facing mental and/or substance use disorders. This service provides referrals to local treatment facilities, support groups, and community-based organizations.

Also visit the online treatment locator, or send your zip code via text message: 435748 (HELP4U) to find help near you. Read more about the HELP4U text messaging service.
Jane Doe: “Why is Beth B. bent over asleep at the Dollar General like that?”

John Doe: “I saw her leaving the Fent dealer over in Oaklawn a few min ago…I guess she boosted some shit from Walmart to trade for some Fent…”

Jane Doe: “Oh shit. I didn’t realize Beth B. Was a Fent Ferret”
by TheOGsara February 12, 2024
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ferret syndrome

When someone owns a ferret and is named Thalia
Oh she deffo has ferret syndrome, look how pretty she is.
by Thaliagxxo February 18, 2024
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bum ferret

British English slang for:
1. A gay man's penis
2. A gay man.
1. I wanna put my bum ferret up your bottom.
2. I am a proud bum ferret!
by LotusSparkle September 26, 2025
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