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Farmingdale

it's also a town in New Jersey!
Farmingdale, New Jersey is also better than Massapequa
by iPreferNewPaltz December 27, 2008
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farting gnome

a mythical beast that lives in the dorm rooms. he opens peoples doors and farts on their floors when they are gone. there are many farting gnomes in the ROTC program.
Did the farting gnome go in my room and zeph again??
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Double Forking

1. The act of two women spooning, causing a fork. The fork is created by the two women's hair intertwining. Most common between lesbians. Can get loud if done right.

2. The act of using a fork to hold the end of a joint at a time when it is too small for fingers to hold it. Prevents burning of hands and allows the joint to go on for longer.
1. Those two lesbians were double forking last night. I could hear it.

2. I need to start double forking this joint because I don't want to put it out yet.
by fork90210 October 2, 2009
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Farmingdale

Incorporated in 1904, Farmingdale is a village on the Eastern border of Nassau County (Long Island, New York) with a population (circa 2008) of 9,000.

Stats: Area code 516 (western sections) or 631 (East Farmingdale), ZIP code 11735, 51% female, 80% White, $450,000 homes

Mainly residential, with small commercial/industrial plazas interspersed, it is bordered by the Bethpage Parkway to the West, the Bethpage State Park to the North, the Southern State Parkway to the South, and Republic Airport to the East - it is divided into:

1. Farmingdale proper (northern section, primarily businesses and middle-class housing).

2. South Farmingdale (primarily middle-to-upper class housing, home to Farmingdale Public High School), bordered by Motor Avenue and Route 109 to the North.

3. East Farmingdale (primarily lower-class housing and industrial sites, home to Republic Airport and SUNY Farmingdale), bordered to the West by Secatogue Avenue.

The local sports teams are known as the "Dalers" with the village itself known as "F-dale" or "The Dirty Dale", Farmingdale's most common rivals being the residents of Massapequa, aka "Pequa".
My son goes to SUNY Farmingdale.

I was a Daler back in high school.

Did you see the Pequa-Fdale game?
by Big Kenny Knuts April 24, 2008
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Baby Faking

Participating in the act of sex for recreational purposes only. Normally accomplished through birth control, condoms, or just good old fashioned pulling out.
Bro, Jessica Alba is so hot.

Oh I know, I would be down for some serious baby faking with her.
by The Sleaze July 6, 2009
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farmingdale

a better town than massapequa in every way.
Farmingdale > Massapequa
by whatever April 8, 2005
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farving

Taking nude pictures of you genitalia while wearing crocks and sending it to a female's phone.
Brett got caught farving when Ashley showed everyone the naked pictures he took of himself while wearing the ugliest shoes imaginable.
by apollo_creed August 5, 2010
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