true fact

If you can't discern what true fact means by the name, you have no business being alive.

true fact!

by belleandmore January 21, 2009

facetious

Playfully jocular; humorous.

The comedian made many facetious remarks.

by Aaron August 30, 2003

facotch

Female genitalia.

When aroused, swells and produces a filmy, whitish lubricant.

Contains a number of nerve endings, none more senstive than the clitoris, an organ a part of the vagina that is formed from the same tissue as the head of the male penish.

Stretchable. Consequently, the wider the penis inserted, the more pleasurable for the woman. However, this is not an elastic wasteband, most women prefer a fairly broad diameter equivalent to that of a fairly thick cucumber.

Approximately six inches deep, sometimes more or less depending on the woman. The value of a long penis diminishes after 8 inches or when lacking in depth.

Exit for a baby, bitch.

It really smells a lot like facotch in here.

by RAYYYRAYY January 22, 2006

faciturn

temperamentally disinclined to Face.

The world is currently faciturn; especially the Eastern hemisphere, but even more especially the Western hemisphere.

by Sunjama April 1, 2007

facetaint

The polar opposite of your taint...the area between your upper lip and your nose.

mustache hair separates at this point... (facetaint).
I split my face taint on my friends fist.
When one smells a fine cigar you swipe the cigar across your face taint...

by Majongen July 7, 2008

Facteau

A French Canadian sex machine with a penchant for squirrel porn, buggery, and hot marmalade.

That Facteau is AWESOME! I wish I had one.

by Master of all Creation August 15, 2008

Factass

Someone who goes around telling useless facts that the factass will think is usefull to that person

That geek Jane is such a factass.

by Summertimefun June 29, 2009