Panda Express

A sexual position where the man takes a woman from behind, while holding her hair as she pukes.

The frat Bros cheered from their jeep as they passed the couple having a panda express in the parking lot.

by LES_LIZARD August 25, 2015

disorient express

the short bus. bus used to transport mentally or physically disabled persons

i got almost got run over by the disorient express in front of the tard yard!

by valvespout August 29, 2005

festival express

a term used to describe welcomed sexual advances among strangers at any large gathering, including concerts and festivals, and where time is of the essence.

also known as a quickie

i was so randy at Coachella last april and the line at the bathroom was so long, when we finally got inside the honey bucket, he quickly gave me a festival express reach around

by SUPAHIGHWAY September 20, 2011

Farfinugin Express

verb:
Gracefully leaping while ripping a bellowing fart in mid air.

Christopher farfinugin expressed from the living room to tv room.

by Polly panda May 11, 2009

polar express

When you freeze a piece of turd and use it as a dildo

+do you want some of my turd for a polar express?
-yeah sure
+its a bit runny
-no thanks then

"Do you want to ride the polar express?"

by Conductor sam July 28, 2008

polar express

another term for running train; fucking a girl in a cold environment, such as in snow or in a cold car during winter

example 1

Bro, I got a setup. Fire up the Polar Express!

example 2

I turned off the heat and polar expressed her all night.

example 3

All Aboard The Polar Express!

by Dr. Fuckatis Enla Butticus September 21, 2010

Oriental Express

When a guy prevents himself from shitting, at least 2-3 days and then unleashes a turd that resembles a large garden snake. This brown anaconda then is fished out of the toilet and frozen in a freezer. When the time is right you take out this frozen shit stick and ram in to your loved ones meat curtain until it turns into peanut butter.

After I gave my girl the oriental express, I spit on her twat and had a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

by CBD1972 November 12, 2008