social elite

the most supierior social group. they are better than pretty much everyone, or so they think. their weekends are spent texting, myspacing, and going to skatespot, or any other tight places where skateboarders might be. if they ask you to eat lunch with them, you should be honored. you are now on your way to becoming a two faced fake bitch, also know as a social elite :

i really wish the social elite would invite me to have lunch with them, but i don't have a skater boyfriend.

by Sarah Bad April 18, 2008

Elite

Is a term used to describe a person who vastly superior compared to his peers. An Elite also has the power that allows oneself to sense the presence of "noobs"(one who falls in comparison to an Elite. An Elite can also use this Elite ability of sense to predict a noob's movement shortly before they make them, therefore making the attack much easier to evade also known as "Elite Evasion". Once an attack has been evaded an Elite more likely than not taunts the attacker with the phrase "FUCKING NOOB". Another rare Elite ability that cannot be obtained by any Elite except by a superior Elite also known as an "EliteDarkness"(named after the only known Possesor of this Ability) the "Elite Intimidation". It was first demonstrated by "EliteDarkness" when he used to scare off a hoard of noobs in battle. This type of ability also grants the user to dominate or control the wills of noobs, such as making the noobs unconscious. This ability overpowers the will of noobs and knocks them out if they get too close to an Elite. As stated by an Elite "EliteDarkness", an Elite has conditions that he must follow to maintain these Elite abilities. Such as Elite Shower, Elite Nap, Elite Eating and Elite Sleep. These conditions are accomplished on a Daily basis in a certain time of the day. (eg. Elite Shower must be done by 10pm, If an elite simply forgets that he has an Elite Objective, he is reminded by Elite Supervisors also known as Parents" if it is time for the Elite objective").

Known Users: EliteDarkness can be found playing Heroes of Newerth(EliteDarknes) considered as the best Devourer player in the game, Dota(EliteDarkness),ModernWarfare series(EliteDarkness)

Honorable Mention: EliteDragon(Heroes of Newerth)
EliteDarkness is the most elite of all Elites.

"FUCK DID YOU SEE THOSE HOOKS? HE PREDICTED ALL MY MOVEMENTS AND STILL GOT WITH ME HOOKS, HE MUST BE FUCKING ELITE!" - Noob

Noob : "I wish I can be as elite as you"
Elite : "You want to be as elite as me?"
Noob : "FUCK YEA I WANT TO BE ELITE TOO"
Elite :" Well I teach on how to be Elite on weekends"
Noob : "Oh really? how much do you charge?"
Elite : *says an extremely large amount of money* (understandable as you get to learn how to be an Elite)

Noob1 : "A wise man once said lifesteal wins you games and kill very tough opponents like its nothing"
Noob2 : "That guy isnt not wise...HE IS FUCKING ELITE!"

Noob : "HELP THERE IS 5 GAMES CHASING AND TRYING TO KILL ME" *as he continues to run*
EliteDragon : "...... dude.. why run?"

by 1ColdNoob October 22, 2011

Elitest

Of, or pertaining to elite. Someone who thinks he/she is beyond everyone else in a dominant figure. A Person who thinks that everyone else is worthless and disabled. Elitests are believed to be smarter and more stronger than a commoner.

Elitests tend to be rude, cocky, arrogant, and very selfish; that's the combination of a elitest.

Commoner: I have such a hard time learning how to drive..

Elitest: Maybe cause your brain is obsolete you common trash!

by Anti-bser-missile February 21, 2009

evidence card

an act usually made by people who can't come to realize that their government could possibly be corrupt

Enlightened American- Dick Cheney is running this country and George Bush is a paid comedian.

Ignorant American- where the evidence at??

Enlightened American- There's a possibility that either our government or another group that the media doesn't report on could be behind 911.

Ignorant American- where the evidence at??
evidence card

by grathom January 8, 2009

elite

Extremely wealthy people with tremendous influence and power who benefit from fiscal or monetary policies and their personal investments. It can also refer to people who come from a wealthy family background and who live a life of luxury filled with riches and good times.

1. The Fed’s money printing program will mostly benefit the elite who are heavily invested in the stock market.

2. The elite are really the ones pulling the strings in government.

3. The Rothschilds are the elite of the elite.

by AgeOfJefferson September 19, 2014

Evie

Evie,stop looking up your name

No seriously,stop Evie.

by strawberry_smoothie December 15, 2020

Uber Elite

-One Who is amazing.
-One who hacks.
-One who Cracks.
-The destroyer of worlds.

The term was first invented when a hacker stole over 13 million credit cards in Australia, by the name of Casey "Acidx" Lee Williams. Who served 3 years in the Australian Federal Penetentry.
He was since known as the "Uber Elite Blackhat"

-That guy is Uber Elite.

-My gaming skills is uber elite.

-Wow Hes Uber Elite.

-Bob was Uber Elite in Soccer today.

by CharlyCracker October 8, 2008