Equalizer

A very doable female.

Comes from the 80s show starring Edward Woodward, and the hilarious word play involving the appraisal of a female's beauty using the standard 'I would' which, equally hilariously, evolved into 'Edward Woodward would'.

- Mmmm, look at her, what an equalizer.

by samuishark June 20, 2011

eight equals domination

a group of eight people who, together, presume they will dominate a certain competition as a team

Notice their supreme confidence towards the prospect of winning Air Guitar, they're acting like they're a part of eight equals domination.

by TexasMotion=D March 31, 2009

equalitarian

One who believes in equality

When it comes to the treatment of our citizens, I consider myself an equalitarian

by Chief-co April 13, 2017

Prejudice Equality

Rather than going through the issue of forcing a society to be equal by giving everyone rights, everyone is made equal by gradually taking away all of their rights.

Fascists were good at taking away everyone's rights and creating prejudice equality.

by Turd with a Brain September 13, 2016

Equal opportunity friend

A person of a minority race used by a large group of white people to make them seem less racist.

"There are too many whities at this party, someone call

Tyrone, our equal opportunity friend, before this starts looking like a KKK convention".

by Whiteymcwhiterson September 15, 2011

Equalize

To cause great discomfort to another individual for humorous purposes ( eg. Twisting a male's nipples, dumping water over another's head, etc.)

I'm going to equalize you.

No, don't equalize me!

Equalization is necessary to make fun of him today.

by AJulieta January 31, 2015

Equal

The same. A lot of people assume that someone not respecting someone else is because of the person thinking the two of them are not equal, when really everyone is equal, yet people still have good reasons not to respect people they don't respect.

The girl claimed to believe in equality, but held nothing sacred, including what she believed in. She would never really respect anyone or anything enough to hold anything sacred, but still expected the people she thought were uptight to respect her. By saying they were uptight, she was judging them, but expected nobody to judge her. She could see their double standards and hypocrisy, but not her own. She wasn't really trying to be equal to anyone, when she wasn't trying to be somebody else, she was trying to outdo them, which meant she was trying to be better than them, not equal. She was uber competitive because she wanted to be the best, not because she wanted to be equal to everybody else. Someone who really wants to be equal to everyone else isn't uber competitive, and also isn't always desperately trying to outdo somebody else.

by Solid Mantis March 23, 2021