dutchbag

Douchebags who also happen to be dirtier than an Amsterdam hooker getting off a 12 hour shift during the World Cup.

Look at that fucking dutchbag... not only is he drinking a wine cooler and sporting pink Izod with a popped collar while talking WAY too loud on a blue tooth headset, he also has a nasty looking sore on his lip.

by Elias Creed May 6, 2007

ditch pig

disgusting dirty slut, resembling lowest form of white trash, see also; margo.

"Who was that disgusting ditch pig who sucked 6 dicks at a time at her going away party?"

"You had me at ditch pig."

by kyla condon May 15, 2005

Dutch Tilt

A sexual maneuver that consists of holding a woman at a 45 degree angle and then having frontal sex with her.

Last night, we totally did the Dutch Tilt

by The Masked Apprentice May 12, 2009

Dutch bookmark

The process of touching cloth but refusing to go to the toilet untill suitable reading material has been found to read whilst doing ones business

Mike's underwear was being signed by the arse crayon, but was prolonging going to the toilet untill suitable shiterature had been aquired. Mike had given himself a dutch bookmark

by Hcnerfekaj April 23, 2009

Dutch Salad

(noun)

The Dutch Salad is a sexual maneuver similar to the more commonly known 69. Two partners assume the 69 position but instead of stimulating one anothers genitals with their mouths, they instead perform mutual analingus.

Origin: The salad refers to "tossing one's salad," a euphamism for analingus or a "rim job." Dutch refers to "going Dutch," or "splitting the bill."

Perhaps we could return to your place and have a Dutch Salad?

by Kunning Linguist January 12, 2010

Self Dutch Oven

The act of trapping one's own, rancid flatulence under covers, and inhaling deeply. Typically performed by members of the male gender who secretly enjoy the smell of their own gas, and encourage their more evolved partners to break wind.

Synonym: To Buck; To give oneself a Harry

" I don't mind my farts, I kind of like them. I self dutch oven from time to time. Go ahead and just fart will you!"

by webabunti September 19, 2016

Dutch Teabag

the act of farting while teabagging, the teabagging causes one to breathe through their nose which forces them to inhale all the odiferous fumes

William had mexican for dinner, which causes gas. Later that night, he was teabagging this chick and accidently farted. His scrotum was in her mouth so she had to inhale the rank fart. Eureka, the dutch teabag has been created!

by Kip_the_kage_fighter July 6, 2006