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Dylan

Dylan is someone who is so retarded that he likes to stir fry toenail clippings.
Person 1: Who is that ?
Person 2: Oh, that's just Dylan, don't talk to him, he's kinda dumb.
by Kermitov May 17, 2019
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Oh he fell? He’s a Dylan isn’t he
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Dylan is often a hard headed person who has intellectual abilities but shy’s away from letting people see that side of him. He is Tall, athletic, but is skinny. Dylan has green eyes that often people say are pretty. Dylan has a lot of friends but can sometimes get into arguments. He is often confused in relationships as to what he wants to do.
Look it’s Dylan
by gruiiij May 24, 2018
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Dylan a perfect example of the perfect human being the exact way a person should be.
"Did you hear Dylan adopted 30 orphans?" "Omg that is such a Dylan move"
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he never shuts the fuck up, probaby wears a diaper, never geting a girlfrend
guy: "HI DYLAN"
Dylan: "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
by dylanhater000 October 22, 2020
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a skinny redhead head with freckles.

if you see a skinny redhead with freckles just assume there name is dylan.

usually surrounded by popular people and are sometimes annoying.
person 1: you see that redhead with freckles

person 2: yeah that's a dylan
by reeeeecec December 22, 2020
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Dylan's can either be the sweetest, most caring person in the world, or a total d*ck.

dylan's are usually always in some sort of trouble, but always manage to get out of it.
they are usually hot with golden-brown hair and brown/hazel eyes or dark brown hair with green eyes.

they make you melt when you talk to them, and are usually a player. they're confusing and commonly send mixed signals.

but sometimes, dylan will make you upset. they can play with your head and emotions and make you think that they like you when they dont.

and then, dylan's have a soft side. it's very hard to get to this soft side, and if you do consider yourself lucky. he's usually boarded off but if he lets you in, he really likes you (as a friend or as a romantic interest)
you: damn.. i really thought he liked me, what an a**hole.
-------------------------------------------------------------------dylan: hey!
you: *looking sad*
dylan: whoa hey are you okay?
you: *lying* yeah i'm fine—
dylan: aw come on i know you better than that, talk to me about it.
by ihate_education .org February 28, 2020
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