Deadass dumbass

Seriously and insanely retarded

Boy, you Deadass dumbass! How did you forget the blow.

by Clapped furry October 19, 2018

Cosmic Dumbass

Someone who is beyond stupid. In a form of ungodly stupidity

You're a Cosmic Dumbass for thinking that was the right thing to do

by Dynamic Retard February 12, 2021

dumbass tired

When an individual is so exhausted that their cognitive skills are compromised, effectively lowering their IQ

Jules was so fatigued after the long hours of driving that she could not remember whether to put out the recycling, the garbage, or the cat. Swaying with exhaustion she exclaimed, "I put the milk in the closet and the detergent in the fridge just now. I am officially dumbass tired!"

by Jules.Sheehy July 13, 2016

thundering dumbass

A noun used to describe a person who rushes into abnormally stupid activities or situations he/she has no cause to be in or ability to successfully negotiate. i.e. one who "thunders" into stupid shit like a dumbass, hence the term. Usually reserved for those who are dumbasses to such a high degree / perform acts of dumbassery on such a regular basis, they require their own classification.

Al: "I'm going to go fight in a martial arts tournament on Tuesday."
Sal: "Dude, you've never taken martial arts before. You'll get your ass kicked. Why are you always looking for a fight?"
Al: "Nah man I'll fuck up anybody who tries that Judo shit on me"
Sal: "Stop being a thundering dumbass. Just have some drinks with the boys instead."
Al: *proceeds to get his ass kicked on Tuesday*

by the bad Ag February 21, 2019

Daddy Dumbass

A founding father of any given field who was terribly incorrect, but is worshipped nonetheless.

Freud is the Daddy Dumbass of psychology.

by UwU.ai September 3, 2020

Henry Dumbass

The consummate dullard, surpassing Alexander and lesser Dumbasses.

Then the contestant, reacting to the audience's laughter after she identified the author of The Three Musketeers as "Alexander Dumbass", said, "No...wait... Henry Dumbass!" -- from the Pardon My Blooper album, 1957.

by Zappin' Nap March 31, 2020

Coach dumbass

Coach dumbass is the coach that loves to do shit like bang his head in walls and forget to start the clock for practice. Often sets himself up to be the butt of the joke.

Man coach dumbass is really on one today:

by Dsanchez August 18, 2018