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Seattle Street Dodgeball

Seattle Street Dodgeball is hosted at Cal Anderson Park in the Capitol Hill area in Seattle, WA.

It serves as a great melting pot, as cultures, religion, political opinion, favorite movie character lines, profanity, sexual orientation, grins, and laughter clash in the midst and fury of flying dodgeballs.
The games are pickup and played on a tennis court every Tuesday and Friday night, rain or shine (or snow), and continue even after the lights turn off around 10:20 pm. The players consist of the organizers (who own the balls, so don't f***ing mess with them) and other regulars, as well as hundreds of other different people who fill up the tennis court. (Many people hope that another game will get started so that some of the extra 50 people that show up can play somewhere else as well).
Although arrogant tennis players attempted to shut down the dodgeball games, which only occur over about six hours every WEEK, the players succeeded in overcoming the tennis players, and got the tennis players to revert to the teaching ingrained into them during kindergarten of the concept of "sharing".

Located near Seattle Central University, dozens of people come every week just to watch the action, which is amusing to see and listen to.
If a person lives in Seattle and has not seen Seattle Street Dodgeball, they have not yet seen a key part of Seattle culture.
(on the court during a game)
"YOU CAN'T CATCH, BO!"
"BUT HE CAN THROW!"
"ERIN THE SNIPER!"
"THIS is Seattle Street Dodgeball"
"STOP THROWING IT TO MEEPLE!"
"BRING IT ON, OLD MAN!"
and thus it will continue for hours
by Bo can't catch! June 5, 2009
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Eight Year Olds, Dude

1. a quote made popular by John Turturro's character "The Jesus" in The Big Lebowski.

2.(v) exposing yourself to a small child, but only fans of a certain movie will know what you're talking about
1. Jesus Quintana: Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."

The Dude: Jesus.

Jesus Quintana: You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.

Walter Sobchak: Eight year olds, Dude.

2.
Wife: Where have you been Frank?
Frank: Eight Year olds, dude
Wife: whatever you say dear

Jeff Bridges: How've you been man?
Frank: Eight year olds, dude
Jeff Bridges: fuckin aye!
by NobodyFucksWithTheJesus December 27, 2010
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Salad-dodger

That has got to be the biggest salad-doger in the world!
by Falcon March 7, 2003
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Sorry dude

Added to a conversation to ease the impact when you deliberatly do something you know you shouldn't be doing.
Katie "Are you eating my last piece of pizza from the fridge!?"
Joe "Ah yeah... Sorry dude"
by sseanyy January 4, 2010
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Sausage Dodger

Coloquial derogatory terminology describing a lesbian. Typically used between groups of "lads"
"You know Chrissie, the sausage dodger down the road...."
by El Goodwino October 26, 2004
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Get the Hell out of Dodge

To leave somewhere immediately, or to leave as fast as possible
“Bro the zombies are invading the city!”

“Let’s hop in the truck and Get the Hell out of Dodge
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drudge

1) A person who works hard all the time for a corporation who continues to pay them minimal wage for their career.

2) A person who is forced to do busywork, or menial tasks for their job
If we were in the caste system, one might say the drudges of society are equivalent to the untouchables.
by phr34kr March 1, 2005
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