Person 1 : Yo dude.
Person 2 : Dude look at that duck.
Duck : *Kills both of the people*.
Duck : *In duck language* Peace was never an option.
Person 2 : Dude look at that duck.
Duck : *Kills both of the people*.
Duck : *In duck language* Peace was never an option.
by Neongamez November 15, 2021

by ゴッド La Premiere March 30, 2017

what happens when you type fuck and your dumb smart phone thinks you meant duck and you get screwed over
Guy: Hey wanna duck?
Girl: No I already have chickens and hate them.
Guy: *shit now what am I gonna do I wanna get laid but now she thinks I'm trying to do nice things* Uh haha oh well and my phone auto corrected it to duck... I meant to say do you wanna fuck
Girl: go duck yourself you perverted duck
Girl: No I already have chickens and hate them.
Guy: *shit now what am I gonna do I wanna get laid but now she thinks I'm trying to do nice things* Uh haha oh well and my phone auto corrected it to duck... I meant to say do you wanna fuck
Girl: go duck yourself you perverted duck
by noreligionneeded March 6, 2015

Hey Tom did you do the homework?
DUCK! No I didn’t I’m gonna fail this class
Duck lmao
I meant duck
DUCK
DUCKING DUCK
fuck oh hey it worked
DUCK! No I didn’t I’m gonna fail this class
Duck lmao
I meant duck
DUCK
DUCKING DUCK
fuck oh hey it worked
by BlobfishRIP May 22, 2019
