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Quick-Dicking

1. To be taken by surprise in an attack.
2. Pre-ejaculating during sex.
3. Going around screwing everyone
"That black man keeps quick-dicking me!"
"That camper keeps quick-dicking me on Black Ops!"
"I heard about you quick-dicking all those guys around town!"
"Dude, he is known for quick-dicking right before he gets laid
by CityWok666 June 29, 2011
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duckling

Someone who was once ugly but grew into their hottnes and still retains the nice personality they had when they were ugly.
Greg: "Man that girl is hot."
Adam: "She's nice too, straight up duckling."
by futurecornstar January 6, 2010
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Top-decking

A house guest who defecates in one's host cistern, rather than, more conventionally, in the toilet, for comic effect.
Tony Blair and his wife Cherie were invited round by the Browns to congratulate Gordon on his appointment as Prime Minister. Cherie was furious because she never liked Gordon and wanted her Tony to stay on another 10 years. She said to herself : “I know, I'll fix 'em with a good smelly top-decking after the main course”.
by bromp May 15, 2008
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duckin planks

One of the results of playing the "name game" with the popular phrase "fuckin skanks" (from the My New Haircut video).

1. It can be used in place of "fuckin skanks" to reference anyone or anything that sucks or annoys you in the slightest way.
2. It can also be thought of as an image. I particularly enjoy picturing a guy running through a narrow alley with hundreds of people lining the rooftops and throwing 2x4's at him.
"The basalmic vinegar spilled all over our fridge again when the maintenance guy moved it to fix the outlet." "Ah, duckin planks."

"The halloween party was pretty cool, all the girls were dressed like duckin planks."

"Holy shit! I'm duckin planks!"
by skanketeer March 14, 2009
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docking a quimbsby

A term for masturbation ,wanking when you have a less than average sized penis
jake Liam what are you doing

liamI'm docking a quimbsby jake
Oh dude that's nasty
by Buttorange101 January 17, 2018
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dick dacking

Stop dick dacking around and lets go get a beer.
by lowbatt August 27, 2016
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monkey dicking

When a female has a strong hold of a "penis" and won't let go till she has a firm grasp of the next "penis" in line.
Michael lea, "jeez Ian and Mick have been victim to some monkey dicking in the past".
by Monkey Dicking January 22, 2017
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