1.
a small syringe for douching the vagina, especially as a contraceptive measure.
2.
INFORMAL•NORTH AMERICAN
an obnoxious or contemptible person (typically used of a man).
3. English definitive.
A young an adrimable attractive young man named Alex.
a small syringe for douching the vagina, especially as a contraceptive measure.
2.
INFORMAL•NORTH AMERICAN
an obnoxious or contemptible person (typically used of a man).
3. English definitive.
A young an adrimable attractive young man named Alex.
by CrankyOldFart October 25, 2018
Get the Douchebagmug. A person commonly found around the ages of 12-17 that is a horny, selfish person that doesn't care about anything except sex and their ego. Most douchebags are also conformists as well and listen to a lot of rap and hip hop. They tend to usually have girlfriends but unlike a normal human, they commonly show their girlfriend off. Other common words used and have the same meaning of douchebag are fag-bag, fagot, scumbag, ass hole, ass wipe, dickhead, and dick.
Douchebag: "Hey dude check out my hot new girlfriend!" *Grabs her ass for a brief moment and gives her a quick kiss*
Normal Person: "Uhmm thats nice... I have to go I have a meeting in half an hour."
Douchebag: "Ha yeah whatever i'm going to work out, later nerd."
*As his girlfriend walks away he whispers a quick thing into the normal persons ear.."
Douchebag: "I totally bought a pack of XXXtra large condoms and i'm get laid tonight! Haha!!!"
Normal Person: "Uhmm thats nice... I have to go I have a meeting in half an hour."
Douchebag: "Ha yeah whatever i'm going to work out, later nerd."
*As his girlfriend walks away he whispers a quick thing into the normal persons ear.."
Douchebag: "I totally bought a pack of XXXtra large condoms and i'm get laid tonight! Haha!!!"
by Trjx May 12, 2014
Get the Douchebagmug. Someone who doesn't care about anyone but himself and fucks girls over. Usually a male with a small dick who thinks he is better than everyone. They also often have a lot of money, which is why they act the way they do.
Girl 1: I'm so sad I thought he really liked me and he broke my heart.
Girl 2: I told you Brayden Bagley is the biggest douchebag alive you never listen!
Girl 2: I told you Brayden Bagley is the biggest douchebag alive you never listen!
by sadgurl6969 November 22, 2016
Get the douchebagmug. Rick Santorum is a douchebag.
by vwboy1026 May 17, 2012
Get the douchebagmug. People who go on to a site and bitch and moan about dumb shit like people wearing hats backwards like a douchebag.
I hate your face douchebag
by Dingleberry May 19, 2016
Get the Douchebagmug. The ever so helpless, obnoxious, and autistic Russian Nimby, Cock Sucking Bitch Boy, formerly from St. Petersburg and now, oh so inconveniently living in Columbia, MO ruining everyone's well-being, safety, and health. This is due to his incompetent sense of using cool and dangerous toys, a big-ass truck, and the liquid motivation of Fireball Whiskey and other various forms of alcohol, accompanied by his wild Russian dumbass nature and a bit (LOT) rough and rowdy decisions.
konstantin.makarov.35@facebook.com
konstantin.makarov.35@facebook.com
by Konstantin's mom. May 6, 2014
Get the Douchebagmug.