dorito gene

The inheritance of a gene that has the unfortunate side effect of making one’s feet smell like Doritos.

Unfortunately, Zane has inherited the Dorito gene. Now his feet smell like Doritos.

by Uber pie bro February 10, 2018

Dorito Tear

When your penis is so large that it tears a women's vagina/mouth/anus open like a bag of doritos.

What happened to Dominic's mom?

She invited me over for some cookies and i ended up giving her Dorito tear.

by Americanjap June 18, 2011

human dorito

A human dorito is when someone looks like a meal (i dont mean meal as in food i mean meal as in lust)

Damn, Cassidy looks like a human dorito in those shorts.

by ..diehard November 30, 2022

Doritos

Only the greatest triangular shaped snack ever that tastes like cheese.

Some boi:u want sum doritos
some other boi:sure
some third boi:lets get high on doritos
all;hell yeah

by som boi & some other bois ik June 27, 2018

Red Dorito

When you slap a girl in the vagina and red pounder comes out covering your testicles

Who have Becky the red Dorito last night.

by Big wolf9 May 2, 2016

Doritos

A nickname you give a boy, who you find cute or who you like... Or both

Jena: Heyy Doritos
Austin: hey babe

by Potmisham October 6, 2021

dorito balls

when someone goes out of their way to make a shitty definition

"Hey did you see what I made to mock this guy?"
"Thats a load of dorito balls dumbass"

by ProxyNevada June 27, 2021