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moon-docking

When an individual squats over a laying individual's face - making anus to nose contact - and proceeds to fart.
"Damn, I gave her the worst moon-docking last night."

"He was passed out drunk and Jimmy gave him a moon-docking"
by UrbanDEV May 2, 2008
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Docked

Extremely intoxicated. Unable to speak. Unable to function. Loss of reality
Matt: Dude order a pizza!
Nathan: mannn i wish i could but i'm docked!
by Nikkisixxbadass October 17, 2008
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Docking station

The act of two men placing their penises into both sides of a Chinese finger trap.
Dan:Hey man want to meet up at my place and test out my new docking station?
Cody:Sure just don't tell anyone.
by buttafingaboi December 27, 2013
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Water Sport Pole Docking

An advanced form of docking. The two men engage in the act of placing the head of ones penis inside the foreskin of another's penis. For the rugged outdoor type males, one male will insert the end of fishing pole up his anus and attempt to swing the hook and catch the other male.
Carlos and Chris loves fishing and penis so they went to the sporting good section of Wal-Mart and played a little game of Water Sport Pole Docking.
by dirtybirdz May 2, 2018
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Fremantle Dockers

the best fuckin team in the AFL (Australian Football League)! They are the heart soul of the town that is Freo! They are way better than their cross town rivals, the West Coast Easgles.
Their supporters are among the best in the competition, and even if there a small amount of them in the crowd in away games, they can still manage to make a lot more than the rest of the crowd.
Go Freo!
The Fremantle Dockers are the shit!
by Go Freooooo! August 9, 2004
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docking

The act of using a Google Doc's blank document to instant message a friend.
Dude did you hear? Tom and Steve were docking in all of history class!
by Satire394 April 10, 2011
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Dock Nigger

A statue of a little colored boy often wearing overalls while fishing. Niggers can't afford boats and do not have jobs so they are often found fishing from the bank, other peoples docks or under bridges.
That sure is a nice dock nigger statue you have there, better hope a real nigger doesn't steal it.
by notasambo January 15, 2012
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