Deucephoria

A combination of deuce and euphoria. It is the feeling you get after finishing a large and extremely satisfying deuce.

As John returns from the bathroom, he says to a coworker. "Man. Talk about deucephoria! After dropping that crazy warlock, all I could do for a moment was enjoy it"

Or

"Man does that feel better! I almost passed out from the deucephoria"

by rfischer October 19, 2008

deuces my deuces

An expression to say goodbye or hello. It is like saying "later/peace out" or "hey you guys."

Omg this party is so lame I'm out of here, deuces my deuces *throws up deuces*

Deuces my deuces, what's happening?? *throws up deuces*

by chrazyaf May 18, 2016

deuce bandit

An individual who anonymously sneaks into a public or workplace restroom, drops a massive shit in the toilet and exits the restroom unnoticed without flushing. Leaving the disaster for the next person to discover.

I went into the McDonald's restroom and discovered that a Deuce Bandit had struck the only available stall so I had to hold it until I got home.

by TheGolem August 16, 2020

Deucetron

A shit the size of a jumbotron television screen that when flushed will most likely based on physics cause an overflow of water and contents onto the floor.

Better call the plumber, the deucetron i took this morning clogged up the toilet again.

by redux saints January 12, 2022

Juicy deucee

A fecal deposit that carries the same characteristics as diarrhea with a tendecy to leave your bottom end smeared causing you to use way too much toilet paper.

"I need some pepto, I've been layin juicy deucees all day"-GA

"Damn juicy deucee, I wasted a whole roll of toilet paper trying to wipe my ass! I should have used a squeegee instead."-GA

by redstreak January 19, 2010

Dip Deuced

When attempting to spit chew-less tobacco in the toilet while taking a shit and failing terribly, and hitting your dick/balls instead.

After a long day at work, John dip deuced because he was so tired.

by JBani January 6, 2011

Man Deuce

When a woman or child defecates the same size as a man.

Lucy plugged the toilet with her huge man deuce. There was no way to plunge it through the pipes.

by Spend123 July 20, 2012