Don’t Hide Under My Desk

A polite way of asking someone not to be a psychopathic creep.

Feel free to check out my Instagram. Just don’t hide under my desk.

by AndroidsOn August 4, 2025

Desk Liquor

The secret stash of liquor, vodka, whiskey, etc., that is stored in one's desk to pull out and drink as needed for extremely stressful days at the office.

Today has been rough so I think I'm going to have a shot of my desk liquor to relax.

by The_Sunn May 19, 2017

Desk

Those shitty desks connected to chairs that schools have

The desk i have is so shitty my knees are cramped.

by LesterLopaz November 13, 2019

Bed-desk

A time when studies and sleep come closer together, you start using your bed as a desk by placing random papers, tests and notes on your bed and not removing them, because you're generally lazy or otherwise can't be fucked.

"I've a Biology exam next week so I'm getting a bed-desk"

"Did you see his bed-desk?"

"I'm starting to get bed-desk"

by Student of the OH GOD HELP July 23, 2016

Deske

That one person/object you devote your entire existence to.

OBI4AM TE DESKE

by rejina February 4, 2021

Desk Troll

Person who gives fellatio under the desk of their superior to get ahead in the company. Either by position or pay scale.

Everyone in the company knows how the desk troll obtained their position in the company.

by Mary Petersen March 6, 2019

bottom desk

Noun: a metaphorical shelf that holds things that are representative of one’s feelings or mood.

“How’s it going?”

“Stressed, fire alarms on my bottom desk”

“Sorry to hear that, you’ll be back to socks and sandals soon bud”

by unhingedhoodoo May 19, 2024