Have a fucking December

An all inclusive saying that acknowledges all traditions in December (Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, non celebrating etc.).

“Merry Christmas!”

“I don’t celebrate Christmas, but thank you and have a fucking December.”

by thatdudewiththehair56 December 21, 2022

December 14th

National get drunk as fuck in preparation for winter break day.

This is a day in which you and your buddies get super fucked up!

Hey, man! Today is December 14th lets drink!

by omshure November 19, 2019

18th December

The UK date. You're a real king or queen. Top notch, the life of the party.

You rank 161st on that Japanese lucky birthday scale, but regardless of your average luck you always come out on top.

You do you my friend. Stay awesome.

"Bet you were born on 18th December . Weren't you."
"You bet."

by Thebestofbois October 15, 2019

December 20th

The day the best nugget was born

“It’s December 20th, day of the Best Nugget “

by JuTheOtaku October 20, 2019

3rd of December

3rd of December is when you give the person you like a sweater its like Conan Gray's song heather

Andrea: Hey Jaxon i really like you would you like this sweater.
Jaxon: eheh thanks but why a sweater.
Andrea: because its 3rd of december.
Jaxon: Ok sure thank you i like you too 💖.

by A. Random. Bitch December 2, 2020

December 7th

Kiss your crush day!!
C’mon girls and boys!!
Get out there and kiss that crush on the lips or cheek!!

Molly *kisses Kyle’s cheek*
Kyle : *blushes* why did you kiss my cheek?
Molly : it’s December 7th
Kyle : oh
Kyle *kisses molly on the lips*

by Im_A_Shithead December 4, 2019

december 15

no pussies can be born on this day. if your birthday is december 15th, you’re automatically not a pussy. so quit acting like one

“i heard that girl got in a massive fist fight in the hallway last year. like broke some kids jaw and they were in the hospital for two weeks”

“well yeah what do you except, her birthday is december 15th”

by coochgobler3000 October 20, 2019