Death

The excuse you use when you don't want to go to work

GUY FROM WORK: your husband wasn't here at work today >:(
WIFE: He is death
GUY FROM WORK: HECK NAH KEEP HIM HOME KEEP HIM HOME

by CatMan3 November 19, 2020

Death

The angel that sets us free from the living he'll known as life. The thing people do when they're suicidal and not scared to die.

Have you ever thought about death?

by Depressed_Wolfie February 13, 2019

Death

death is a person/somthing that happens to you when all you do is eat mcdonalds and drink liquid cocaine

example1 knock knock (you) OH SHIT
example2 person1 hey what happend to jerry person2 too much mcdonalds and liquid cocaine and then death

by DEATH THE REAPER March 14, 2016

Death

The release from all your pain and suffering

Death

by Tastelessthug March 13, 2017

Death

Permanent isolation, cold, alone but free

Death is what set them free

by fake smile October 16, 2015

Death

The last thing you go through when you are alive.
This is also something you might have witnessed happen to someone else. Shit happens, man!

Death

by PI55 September 3, 2018

Death=Real Death

A rule in writing that says that if something happens to a character that would kill them in real life, they die. exceptions are present, such as if they have healing powers or something happens to resurrect or save them legitimately. usually, this rule is abandoned in favor of a much more fan-pleasing rule, "if you didn't see the body, they are not dead. "

"wait, did that guy really die? he only fell off the roof."
"Death=Real Death, dude. sorry"

by starcasme September 29, 2018