A midget at work who thinks its clever to have a cup of coffee every half an hour. Originally he had one every hour but when a colleague commented on his high caffeine intake he instantly decided to double it, desperately clutching at the opportunity to be thought of as something other than the office short arse.
Tracey: Ooh look Dave's going for another coffee. He's addicted.
Diddy Dave's thoughts: Great! If I carry on like this for a few years they'll all think of me as the hilarious coffee guy instead of the short-arsed loser I really am.
Diddy Dave's thoughts: Great! If I carry on like this for a few years they'll all think of me as the hilarious coffee guy instead of the short-arsed loser I really am.
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2) to take something simple and pure and turn that the thing into something repugnant;
3) to hate-fuck a chick and blow your wad in her ear
2) to take something simple and pure and turn that the thing into something repugnant;
3) to hate-fuck a chick and blow your wad in her ear
-"The job interview was going well until I totally Dave Bergh-ed it."
-"How so?"
-"Well, she was asking me to define leadership when I got nervous and blew my wad in her ear."
-"Oh."
-"How so?"
-"Well, she was asking me to define leadership when I got nervous and blew my wad in her ear."
-"Oh."
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