Middle School Dating

Only in middle schools, 'Dating' is a used word to tell that this girl is dating this boy and that they maked out, had 'sex', gave a blowjob even though it sounds fucking stupid and is pretty much not true. Can also be associated with trading Silly Bandz.

'Hey! Did you hear that Samantha and Derik are Middle School Dating?' said Bill
'Yeah, man! I heard that Derik traded some Silly Bandz for a blowjob!' said Lenny

by ThatNerdyDude October 17, 2010

Porn actress dating site

Any of several dating sites where you can get to know and date a porn actress. They are very popular sites and they often help women to get into the porn business if they will be on there site.

I met my girlfriend on a porn actress dating site.

by The Fury 13 September 28, 2010

destruct-o-dating

When someone dates a person who is broken. The resulting relationship is inherently flawed. The relationship takes on destructive qualities, the scope and magnitude of them vary, but often a person will look back after ridding him/herself of the leech and think "that was a dark chapter in my life."

Often irrational, dating someone who is a destructive force in your life. Can be serial; when a person dates many people who are destructive in succession.

Keys to defeating destruct-o-dating can be found in tool songs "pushit" "schism" "lateralus" "undertow" "cold and ugly" and "bottom"

"Why did you date mongoose?"

"I guess i was destruct-o-dating, just got sucked in and it took me 7 months to break it off.. man, that was a dark chapter in my life.."

by henry prefect December 1, 2006

internet dating

A pathetic attempt to meet your significant other in a chat room or on myspace.

Josh Whelchel participates in internet dating, he lives in Oregon while his "girlfriend" lives in Hawaii.

by Jackson Cookie monster June 22, 2006

Dating

Something that many people never get to do.

You can’t be dating, nobody loves you!

by Your ex cousin March 2, 2020

The Jesus of Dating

Someone who is so good at dating (Getting hot chicks with no competition, while their friends fool themselves into going after the ugly chicks) they are like Jesus, only in the context of dating. For more information on The Jesus of Dating, see: Rasalom

Wow, look at that guy getting all of those hot girls! He is surely The Jesus of Dating.

by Kelset January 20, 2008

Dating

(verb) - Having your cake and your cookies and a buffet and McDonald's and a large soft drink too. (MUV version)

When you bring multiple dates to the same party it's called dating.

by PepperLoveStone June 11, 2012