When you ejaculate into your partner’s asshole, pull out after ejaculating inside your partners rectum. Your penis WILL be covered in your own ejaculate and fecal matter. Go ahead and slap your partner in the face with your glazed penis and BOOM you gave her the Danish Glaze.
Dude, there’s no way I can talk to her again. I gave her the Danish Glaze and left immediately. She was absolutely mortified.
by Yain’tRight December 27, 2024
Get the danish glazemug. by Susaneatschildren420 June 19, 2020
Get the Danishmug. When a man sticks his erect penis into a freezer until it develops frostbite, and then promptly inserts it into one or more of his partners orifices.
by StevenSeagalsBallsack December 14, 2024
Get the Danish Icehammermug. When you take your hand down to your bumhole and shit in and get it all out on your hands and clap so shit flys everywhere, og you could slap someone then its a real Danish slap.
by Carsten Grimmelmann February 7, 2025
Get the Danish Slapmug. by necr0bear April 14, 2022
Get the Aliff Danishmug. by Zeaus March 25, 2020
Get the Danish Fallynmug. A person gets gorilla glue and glues their anus and cheeks shut. Then they down a bottle of laxatives.
Person 1: “you better watch your mouth before I put you in a danish prison.”
Person 2: “oh no! Not a danish prison!”
Person 2: “oh no! Not a danish prison!”
by TheRealLukiePookie May 5, 2025
Get the Danish prisonmug.