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Cotton Beaver Dam

The plumber was running the sewer camera and found a cotton beaver dam in the pipe.
by DarkArc December 18, 2024
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Beaver Dam

The opposite of cock block-for females.
by Fllee68 February 13, 2020
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Holiday Oil Dam

The act in which a person places a rubber bung 2.4inches deep in their asshole at 12:00 am on December the 1st. The person then proceeds to glue or tape the bung in place. Then without breaking or removing the bung to prevent the release of faeces from the body. Then at midnight every day bring the bung out 0.1 inches every time until on Christmas Day or 25th December, take it out in which an oil like shit stream will be released like an oil filled dam.
Jared- Yo bro are you doing anything special this Christmas?
You- Yeah man i am participating in the annual Holiday Oil Dam
Jared- Your a weird guy you know?
by Dinomax65 October 17, 2025
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Damn & Dam

Dam:

a barrier constructed to hold back water and raise its level, forming a reservoir used to generate electricity or as a water supply.
"the dam burst after torrential rain"

Damn: Slang
for example
Instead of
I have a dam problem
I have a damn problem

I can’t close my eye without my damn phone buzzing.

Normally used to emphasise something
Random ginger: I’m reading a fucking cRaZy book and one of the chapters are
I have a dam problem

Educated person: Nah you dumbass it’s damn. What does the character have a problem, with dams?. Or is it Damn :/

Educated person: Damn & Dam

IS DIFFERENT
by Dragoooon_xjt November 27, 2023
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dingleberry dam

When your underwear have become so crusted with shit it dries to your ass.
Did you hear jerry didn't wipe and just pulled up his pants? Formed a nasty dingle dingleberry dam that the hospital had to remove.
by Erikneil13 October 8, 2016
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Beaver dam

When a man takes a shit between her tits turns her around and smacks her ass with a paddle
The next door neighbor was talking about how her husband gave her a beaver dam but they didn’t go camping
by Defiweirs December 2, 2023
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Dam That River

I broke you in the canyon
I drowned you in the lake
You, a snake that I would trample
Only thing I'd not embrace
Oh, you couldn't dam that river
And maybe I don't give a damn anyway
So you couldn't dam that river
And it washed me so far away
I pushed and then you stumbled
I kicked you in the face
You stared at me so hollow
Got to keep that killing pace
Oh, you couldn't dam that river
And maybe I don't give a damn anyway
So you couldn't dam that river
And it washed me so far away
I burned the place around you
I hit you with a rake
You piss upon my candle
So proving you're a fake
Oh, you couldn't dam that river
And maybe I don't give a damn anyway
So you couldn't dam that river
And it washed me so far away
by Death Menace June 14, 2023
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