John Curtis

A god in Half-Life 2, he's sneaky as a ninja while escaping from combine but deadly as a uh..john curtis when combine make him mad or kill his dog.

Citizen: Have you heard of John Curtis?
Civil Protection Officer: *has flashbacks*

by theultimaterandomnessepic September 12, 2019

Curtis T

When you shit your pants on accident and stuck your finger in it and smell it. Then you hand it off to your lady to smell while she's washing dishes.

Bruh, the other day my girl was mad at me so I gave her the ol Curtis T.

by Dirty Burkhart April 14, 2025

Curtised

Trying to join in with an ongoing joke, however brutally massacring all the funny out of it in one fell swoop, destroying morale of all involved.

Yeah, we were having fun last night until Xeno curtised the whole thing. Fuck him.

by Rains_TB May 13, 2021

Curtis Nelson

Curtis Nelson is a highly important element of the comedy landscape. He is a big joke that thinks he'd know an artist if he was talking to one, because he talks to people who are funnier than him all the time. Anyone is funnier than Curtis Nelson. Curtis Nelson is an awkward burden to carry for anyone who tries.

Hey, go gather something to help me carry this Curtis Nelson, I cant hold on much longer.

Hey, can you gather up a bundle of sticks? Thank you, I know that is a real Curtis Nelson to carry.

Hey, I think theres an evil wizard or a troll over there. Gather up a bunch of Curtis Nelsons and we'll light them on fire, and if he lives, we know that wizard is an artist.

by Light the Magician, on fire. January 25, 2023

curtis moment

when someone named curtis says something that is gay, stupid, hentai/weeb related, or acts completely oblivious to the current conversation/current event

'bro thats a curtis moment' 'lets hope we don't get a curtis moment tonight'

by yuh4132 June 16, 2020

Curtis Footjob

A man named Curtis will take his foot and shove it up a man, or womans private area while reciting the ABC's with glee.

I wonder if you ever done the Curtis footjob

by roganfootjobcreator November 25, 2022

Curtis

A Curtis is a white guy, normally claiming to be 10% black. They usually still live at home with their parents, and are known for having tiny hands and banana dick tattoos. They crash their white Chevrolet trucks over and over again and blame their friends for it. Most, tend to freeze-up when talking to girls, and it's usually a katie that will give them the ol' bambi legs.

"Ask the girl out already! Stop being a Curtis."

by Nib_Nob October 3, 2018