Crooked LLama

Very large erect penis that curves to one side, and shoots a massive load.

I gave Jim some head last night. His crooked llama spit all over my face.

by coolarrow7 January 17, 2011

betty crocker

methamphetamine cook - generally a homeless, white male who saw someone make meth once or got a "recipe" for it while in county jail. A betty crocker has an inflated sense of importance and will try to represent possessing a special knowledge of chemicals and reactions even though they flunked 9th grade science. Betty Crocker's "kitchen" items (a hot plate, some rubber tubing, a couple of beer bottles and maybe a Pyrex dish stolen from the last place he stayed) usually fits in his/her backpack or the trunk of their most affluent customer's car. A Betty Crocker generally produces small quantities of a wet, off-white, granular substance that smells like Coleman Fuel or nail polish remover. Of course, he has to have someone else steal all the ingredients for his recipe, and can only "cook" between 2 and 6 in the morning. By the time "Betty" "kicks down" some "product" to all the people who have contributed rides, materials or a place to cook, he generally has less than a gram of dope left. Betty generally has the actual residents where he is cooking go purchase some real meth for him from the nearest authorized cartel frachise. This is necessary to keep him awake long enough to make another batch to get the gas/probation/court/etc money he needs to be able to leave. The Betty Crocker generally only cooks between 2 and 6 AM or when your landlord is due. Betty is generally a prick who believes he can do anything and should be treated like tweaker royalty.

A betty crocker used my bathroom to cook a batch, so I had to wash the walls down with baking soda. Fuckin' betty crockers!

by kindeltopian April 16, 2006

Betty Crocker

When a girl is wearing waayyyy too much make-up, shit looks caked on.

"Yo that girl is straight Betty Crocker man, looks like she been using deluxe cake mix all over her face"

by Brothason May 18, 2010

crooked slut

A dishonest slut that tries to get with everyman to sleep with them and take their money

Fuck you, you crooked slut bitch!

by FlyAway July 23, 2011

Crooked

Not completely homosexual but not one hundred percent straight.

That boy over there is crooked.

by Names of words of wordly words July 5, 2019

crooked dick

a penis that leans to the right or left, noticeable when sitting with boxers down to jackoff or on back with boxers off, often caused by unskilled masturbating, excessive force, or freak growth

crooked dick tip is caused by reckless circumcision

his crooked dick was cause for much embarrassing fumbling

by fucked up cock April 9, 2012

CrookedCross

A distant relative to Rurouni Kenshin, this man puts the "probe" into homoprobe and "fag" into homofag. Said to be more flaming than the A&M Bonfire, he populates the IGN Boards and spreads his homoprobic propaganda.

CrookedCross lieks menn.

by That guy. February 25, 2003