Imma 2 Catholic

When the person you’ve crushed on since high school offers you the best sex of your life and the guilt sets in ‘cause your about to be married or are married

I told her to HMU when see was in town but no go since Imma 2 Catholic

by BoardUser April 30, 2022

Lazy Catholic

A term used to describe Methodists, especially United Methodists, due to the fact of having many Catholic traditions, but not being part of the Roman Catholic Church.

Jane is a Lazy Catholic, her church has a minister instead of a priest.

by Lazy Catholic May 17, 2009

Catholic Divorce

Is not an actual divorce, but a situation wherein two Catholics(very often Irish-Catholics) who should get a divorce refuse to on religious grounds (The Catholic Church does not allow for divorce). They end up living together but seperately in the same house. They will have seperate beds and rooms (on different floors if possible) and will keep their finances seperate. Everything but the couples eventually becomes seperated. The goal is to have as little of contact as possible with each other while technically still married, if asked those couples living under such conditions will say they are doing it, "for the good of the children." Which is a lie since there will be no divorce once the children leave and children will often advocate for their parents to legally divorce.

Did you know Jimmy's parents live in seperate parts of the house and have seperate banks accounts and barely even talk to each other?

Yeah, that is because they have a Catholic Divorce.

by Jersey5454 January 12, 2012

Catholic Afterparty

10 big hot steamy men having sex

Yo are you in for the Catholic Afterparty?
Just keep that rosary away from my cheeks bro

by Big Chazza October 5, 2020

Servite catholic highschool

An all boys school in Fullerton California, where young boys are supposedly turned into men by graduation. You go to servite because you either have discipline problems or you’re parents have some sort of money. Boys that attend Servite lack extream social skills with the opposite sex and have a serious hard time at keeping girlfriends. They are apart of the trinity school that includes Jserra, Mader dei, Santa Margarita, rosary.

I go to servite Catholic highschool, I’m gay.

by applesauce baby cakes January 14, 2021

Red Bank Catholic

red bank catholic is a piece of shit school that will always take alumni’s side over you. aka whoever gives mr. A the most dick suckings. aka whoever gives the school the most money. teachers are rude and call you out for have reading problems or comprehension problems. fuck rbc it’s gross, miserable, and there are roaches the size of foot long hot dogs. fuck the school. except mrs carton, mr herrington, and mrs scaramunzino, mrs. k, and dr. shaladia also mrs kennedy. fuck the rest of you ungreatful swines

red bank catholic sucks and you should never send your kids there

by big dick door nail October 26, 2020

Crystal Catholic

A catholic, usually a woman, who in addition to being a devout catholic, believes in some combination of faeries, ghosts, ley lines, unicorns, crystal vibrations and certain other new agey stuff that might otherwise make someone think she's into wicca. These women tend to collect lots of crystals, and or figurines/statuettes. Purple and pastels are popular in this croud.

I ran into my high school girlfriend. Yeah, the one who used to believe in witchcraft and shit. Yeah, she calls herself a traditionalist catholic now, but she's really into unicorns. I guess she became a CRYSTAL CATHOLIC.

by River Ratty January 18, 2009