Porn Crackers

The state of a post-wank tissue that has been left to grow hard, crunchy, and prawn cracker-esque

Looking in his room for the shoes that Carl had borrowed from me, I found the assortment of porn crackers that he’d been leaving under his bed

by Chris fischer April 21, 2022

lemon crackers

they hit different

lemon crackers hit dif

by T_T Kill_meNow June 11, 2022

Snatch crackers

Slang for tampon.

I read the label on a pack of snatch crackers today and was surprised to see that it says unwrap,light fuse, and get away.

by Txhellhound January 14, 2023

Tater Crackers

Potato chips according to southern folks

I told my cousin to bring somethin’ for the BBQ, and this dude shows up with so many tater crackers, I’m like, ‘You tryin’ to snack us to death or cater a NASCAR race?

by Tom Bombadom December 27, 2024

package of crackers

Any grouping of white people

Hey Tyrone look at that package of crackers

by bobslayer July 17, 2015

my back crackers

A girl who has a lot of guy “friends”
One who has “hoes”

Julia Roberts in the movie “Pretty Woman” has a lot of “back crackers” she could say, “hey those are my back crackers”

by anonymous November 7, 2020

Peanut butter and crackers

When you put peanut butter on white people

Brad: hey dude wanna come to my party we’re gonna make some peanut butter and crackers
Nick: peanut butter and crackers?
Brad: yeah we’re gonna spread some peanut butter on Amy and Nicole

by http.eatallbabies February 4, 2021