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They're the embodiment of the Vodka Aunt ideal, they're just 18. They're partying like it's still 1999, but they were born in 2001. They're alternative, Timmy. Step off.
They're the embodiment of the Vodka Aunt ideal, they're just 18. They're partying like it's still 1999, but they were born in 2001. They're alternative, Timmy. Step off.
"I'm not a Vodka Aunt, I'm your Vodka Cousin. I'm like a Vodka Aunt, only cooler."
"Hot damn, dude! Your cousin, Tabitha, is a total Vodka Cousin."
"Hot damn, dude! Your cousin, Tabitha, is a total Vodka Cousin."
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No, we are Amish Cousins... My uncle is a bastard
*High five bro*
No, we are Amish Cousins... My uncle is a bastard
*High five bro*
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