Half Cousin

A first cousin that shares one grandparent instead of both grandparents like a regular first cousin.

My grandpa isn’t related to me, but my grandma is meaning that my first cousins are my half cousins.

by AntiCircumcisionMan November 7, 2020

cousin fucker

tizzy

Wow tizzy is such a cousin fucker

by elsavador chicken nuggets May 27, 2020

cousin eater

A close friend of yours who is always crushing on one of your cousins.

“Molly has had a crush of both of my cousins!”
“Molly hooked up with my cousin!”
“she is such a cousin eater!”

by Abeck June 7, 2020

wack cousins

A person or group who are acting in a non-professional manner.

Spider and his crew need to stop acting like such wack cousins and just chill.

by Styles Re January 26, 2009

cousin lip

another word for cleft lip, or harelip.

john: remember sarah? with the lip thing going on?

theo: you mean sarah with the cousin lip ?

by ovosalesman March 5, 2023

sticking cousins

Blood cousins who have sex with each other.

They were just kissing cousins, but after a drunken night in bed together they became sticking cousins.

by Rynesdad May 28, 2016

Amish Cousins

When two or more people are molested by the same person. It’s a similar concept to Eskimo bros.

Hey, I heard you guys are Eskimo Bros.

No, we are Amish Cousins... My uncle is a bastard

*High five bro*

by badn'booty December 18, 2019