Comfort Sex

Casual unprotected sex, followed by a facial in which the eye lids are stuck together with cum.

Mike fucked her bare back then shot his load in her face sticking her eyes together. He had comfort sex with that tramp.

by Ralph Harris June 19, 2008

Southern Comfort Zone

The comforting feeling in which you get while indulging in Southern Comfort, whether it be alone or in a social setting.

"After a longs days work, I'm finally in my southern comfort zone" or "I'm totally in my southern comfort zone right now"

by Frederick Simolton November 28, 2013

too close for comfort

1) Dangerously nearby or accurate.

2) When someone or something is way too close and you being to feel uncomfortable.

1) Woa, that shot was too close for comfort.

2) That tarantula is too close for comfort.

by BabyFlo October 30, 2010

Eating her comforter

When a guy is eating a girls pussy and gets her pubic hairs in his mouth and swallows them he is eating her comforter.

Dude, Kolby was so hungry and horny last night, he was in allisons bed and ended up eating her comforter.

by Justin Harrison Fong October 24, 2005

Slow Comfortable Screw

1) some good sex.

2) a cocktail containing gin and orange juice.

Jane: hey jaime let have a slow comfortable screw
Jaime: yer ok
Chris: mad sluts can i film it?
Jaime and Jane: sure!
Jane to bar-tender: hey can i have a slow comfortable screw?
Bar-tender: sure meet me out the back in 5.

by Catwoman18 October 19, 2008

southern comfort exorcism

Is the act exorcising the unholy demon from your body with a fifth of southern comfort. Usually sounding like a cat coughing up the largest hairball ever

-Holy shit what's that sound?
-Don't go over there Jake is in the middle of a southern comfort exorcism!

by Supercane July 28, 2019

Church of the Holy Comforter

An excellent answer when nosey people ask you about your Church affiliation.

"Hey, Joey. We're having a revival Sunday morning. You wanna come?"
"No thanks. I'm planning to attend the Church of the Holy Comforter"
"Where's that?"
"In my bedroom. The alarm clock goes off at 10:00, I turn it off, and pull the comforter over my head."
"Smartass!"

by Dave the Druggist May 2, 2010