Clusterfuck

Traditionally/originally of military origin.

Today, however, "clusterfuck" is commonly used to descriptively generalize any situation with a large scale of disarray.

possibly synonyms: mess, disaster
1. "Don't go full retard with the teargas at 6-7pm on a Sunday. When Mr and Mrs Cheung would be watching their poor little, Hugo on the news. It was a total Clusterfuck"
2. "Well, that concert was a clusterfuck."
3. "Did you see the clusterfuck of a traffic jam on Main St.?"
4. "That house party turned into a giant clusterfuck once those cops showed up!"
"Don't go full retard with the teargas at 6-7pm on a Sunday. When Mr and Mrs Cheung would be watching their poor little, Hugo on the news. It was a total Clusterfuck"
by Anonymous.hk October 03, 2014
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Clusterfuck

The 57 Freeway during afternoons
The 405 freeway at any time
The 5 freeway on evenings
I’m stuck on the clusterfuck
Don’t take the clusterfuck you’ll be there for hours
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this means that someone or something has not gone acording to plan and has fucked up
that bust was a complete clusterfuck
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A clusterfuck is something bad, but on a whole new level. It is a mess on a scale that makes you contemplate about how you ended up in this situation. It can also be used to just express dissatisfaction at something.
“The world is such a clusterfuck! It’s all going to hell
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A situation that is unpreventable.
All your obnoxious family members came to your house, this was a real clusterfuck.
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When you need to shit really badly
Guy 1: CLUSTERFUCK

Guy 2: get to the toilet quick!
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Clusterfuck

When you're the only skier on a chairlift (the rest being snowboarders) and their snowboards are all over the place so you can't put the bar down to rest your skis on.
Dude my legs are so tiered! there was a clusterfuck on the lift!
by Kanary December 27, 2010
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