The Calvony

Astral deity, creator of the universe. Pussy magnet

The calvony fucked my bitch

by ccaccadevacca November 24, 2021

andrew calvo

The most kind, generous , hilarious , thoughtful, smart, nice, understanding, boy/man you will ever meet. An Andrew calvo is definitely someone you do not want to let down. Someone you will regret talking down on. He is very very smart. He knows what he wants in life and knows how to get it. But Is Kind and not conceited. Berry sprortsy. Has trouble making tough decisions. Changes his mind about um 100000 times per day but you don’t get tired of it u can’t get enough of his in decisiveness. He’s amazing. He loves animals and people and art and especially music. When he falls in love he will definitely sweep you off of your feet 100%. Gives great massages, is AMAZING in bed, and over all. Is the sweetest most kind hearted ray of absolute beautiful heaven sent sunshine you will ever meet. Don’t let a man like Andrew calvo go he’s one of a kind and will always be.

Kelly: I met an Andrew calvo last night.

Friend: oh really? How’d it go
Kelly: I think he’s the one.

Friend: can never go wrong with an Andrew calvo.

by Okaytodayk February 15, 2022

Abo Cavo Davo

A slur to all types of avocados.

Hey don't call Marley an Abo Cavo Davo, it's offensive!!

by kookooniao August 30, 2022

Onva-Cavo

A captured dismembered being missing all limbs but their head. Typically French people.

"If they don't shut up, were gonna have some Onva-Cavo's on our hands" said Riley

by OingusJoingus March 26, 2023

Spiky Cavoodle

A sexual position in which both partners stand on their hands and feet, with their right leg in the air, and left hand protruded forward. Also a Medieval Scottish tavern.

I walked in on Stanko and Maisy doing the Spiky Cavoodle yesterday. The tension was real.

by Jorla February 4, 2024

Spiky Cavoodle

A sexual position in which both partners stand on their hands and feet, with their right leg in the air, and their left arm protruding out. Also a medieval Scottish tavern.

I walked in on Willard and Maisy doing the spiky cavoodle. The tension was real.

by Jorla February 4, 2024

justin clavero

there isn’t really anything to define this person because he’s so special. he’s kind hearted and always makes room and time for other people. he’s funny and will do anything to make you smile. he cares deeply about people, even when they deserve it the least. he has so much love to give, although he hasn’t received much of it. he’s been through so much and still somehow manages to be this amazing man. im so proud of him and im lucky i got to know him, so if you run into him, make sure you keep him in your life. 💞

i love you justin clavero.

by fww.angelinaaa August 17, 2024