stock-clarke

Secret Northerner who is generally attracted to guys named Louis Allison. Tends to skive lectures and day to day necessities such as showering. Cannot sustain a conversation without screeching, usually gibberish. Repulsed by powerpoint obsessing boys but deep down is good hearted.

That girl is SUCH a Stock-Clarke

by bcfc12345 February 25, 2019

Tommy Clarke

The hottest man alive
Really respectful and genuinely takes the time to care for you. He doubts himself a lot but he is honestly the definition of perfection. I love u loads u silly goose 😘😘

Tommy Clarke is my nan

by Fat cabbage June 4, 2021

Dan Clarke

Dan Clarke is one of the most important people in life that you could meet and if you don't meet a dan clarke you are really missing out. He is always there for you in times of need and can cheer you up if you are sad. He is funny, nice and is a big fangirl of a certain TV show. Dan Clarke also comes with the addition of abs.

Person 1: I feel sad.
Person2: Well you gotta get yourself a Dan Clarke
Person1: ahh no one could ever fill the hole inside of me.
Person2: Dan Clarke has got it all!

by dhwwijywp9q April 21, 2019

joseph clark

A hard working guy. That occasionally enjoys trading pepperoni sticks for oral pleasure.

Yooo I totally got Christian to joseph clark me last night on my way home only cost me 2 pepperoni sticks

by Weldshopchaos November 17, 2022

colton clark

A person who is absolutely obsessed with condoms, and loves to bang 💦💦

Hey did you hear about that girl who got raped by colton clark.

by You're a cool April 26, 2017

Mrs. Clark

A big ass health teacher. Likes to get in your hair, always wanting to 💥 Dana in his 💥. Often tends to get "friend" instead of baked. Gets in your face, is really gullible and apparently has a "big butt"

"Mrs. Clark are you baked?"

"Did you just say my butt was big?"

by AZ7789 January 15, 2015

Ron Clark

A teacher from North Carolina who created the essential 55 book. His Methods in the book represent life experiences he had or seen. Many schools use his methods in their teaching. He seems to care deeply for his students.

Ron Clark wrote the book that my teacher makes me read in class.
Ron Clark has a movie based upon his teachings.

by Darkendninja42 March 1, 2012