"Is Emily still dating George?"
"No, but she's seeing some other jerk now"
"oh man.... so she's still doing the chump jump then?"
"No, but she's seeing some other jerk now"
"oh man.... so she's still doing the chump jump then?"
by emmileejoe September 18, 2017
When you get jumped from behind by a chump who wasn't brave enough (or good) enough to square up to you. So they gotta be a chump and jump you so you have no warning or defense.
CHUMP-JUMP
CHUMP-JUMP
There's no warning or defense when you get chump-jumped from behind, that's what makes them a chump. Next time square up CHUMP if you want a W.
by SquareUp March 07, 2017
Hey did you hear about John? He scored a gig at the majors !
Yeah he is a right seat chump though.
Oh what a shame ...
Yeah he is a right seat chump though.
Oh what a shame ...
by Skygods January 23, 2022
Noun: A young man who gets used and degraded because of his need for sex by a nasty old cougar whore who is usually a drunk and a drug user.
A young person whose dick gets used by a nasty hooker 3 times his age, and he feels like a complete simp after the fuck, yet he is too much of a dirty cunt addict to give it up.
A young person whose dick gets used by a nasty hooker 3 times his age, and he feels like a complete simp after the fuck, yet he is too much of a dirty cunt addict to give it up.
Maani doogie: Dude, who’s possibly down for sploogie bombing some skanks?
Cassata nems: Naw dog, we might end up like heater nems who got hooked by that dirty cunt.
Maani doggie: oh yeah, she turned him into a total cougar chump, hes fallen way off his game because of her.
Cassata nems: Naw dog, we might end up like heater nems who got hooked by that dirty cunt.
Maani doggie: oh yeah, she turned him into a total cougar chump, hes fallen way off his game because of her.
by ballplayer182 March 10, 2022
Noun: A young man who gets used and degraded because of his need for sex by a nasty old cougar whore who is usually a drunk and a drug user.
A young person whose dick gets used by a nasty hooker 3 times his age, and he feels like a complete simp after the fuck, yet he is too much of a dirty cunt addict to give it up.
A young person whose dick gets used by a nasty hooker 3 times his age, and he feels like a complete simp after the fuck, yet he is too much of a dirty cunt addict to give it up.
Maani doogie: Dude, who’s possibly down for sploogie bombing some skanks?
Cassata nems: Naw dog, we might end up like heater nems who got hooked by that dirty cunt.
Maani doggie: oh yeah, she turned him into a total cougar chump, hes fallen way off his game because of her.
Cassata nems: Naw dog, we might end up like heater nems who got hooked by that dirty cunt.
Maani doggie: oh yeah, she turned him into a total cougar chump, hes fallen way off his game because of her.
by ballplayer182 March 10, 2022
a person chumpy enough to be too much like someone else. Also "a zip lock freezer bag of marinated chump putty"; which is a cluster fucking group comprised of someone willing to fake a likeness of some one else to get laid.
by Brenna Urban April 17, 2007
boy: my computer illiterate, please give me my chump nuts for the week that I am entitled to.
dad: go back to your cave Jason. And I don't want to talk to you until you improve your vocabulary.
dad: go back to your cave Jason. And I don't want to talk to you until you improve your vocabulary.
by Sexydimma July 06, 2012