A chiten is your best guy friend, a pal for life... necessities include only a big dick and BDE. Chiten's can be found in their natural habitat of fucking whomever they like.
by Chitens January 15, 2022
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Girls, you will not believe the chateaubriand I had last night — one giant black dick and two small Jewish ones. A night to remember. Guess which guy I’m calling back tomorrow…
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Yo, did you hear about The Situation? Mike got smooshed by Snooki and JWow… talk about a Chateaubriand!
by Marcus Aurelius Alexander December 25, 2021
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a bitch. a whore. a slut. someone who dates multiple people at the same time. what a bitch.
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the person who gets cheated on is often angry and sad and beautiful asf, unless you're me
cheaters date 2 or more people at the same time with no regard for their s/o's feelings. what a scumbag. they can burn in the deepest, darkest, hottest pits of hell. they deserve a slow, painful death. they go look at someone who genuinely loved them and says "why dont i fucking shatter their heart in 3838472782881 million tiny little pieces?" because they're scumbags that deserve to be treated like the dog shit someone didn't pick up. being cheated on hurts like hell and no one fucking deserves it. cheating is unforgivable and only cum dumpster fuckasses cheat. cheating dosent have to be a physical interaction, it can also be talking to someone in a way that you should only be talking like with your s/o. emojis such as ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🖤🤍🤎❤️ 🔥❤️ 🩹❣️💕💞💓💗💖💘💝💟 and 🥰 should only be used with your/their s/o and mom. 👅🍑🍆 and 💦 should be absolutely EXCLUSIVE to your/their s/o.
a bitch. a whore. a slut. someone who dates multiple people at the same time. what a bitch.
see also - fucking scum, road trash, whore, slut, bitch, pussy, fuckass, cum dumpster, hoe, dipshit, evil, scumbag, douchebag, worthless flesh and bones that's taking up air food and space, literal villains, freak, good for nothing toenail, the zit on your gym teacher's foot, dumpster fire, cabbage-eyed toad, rusty bent spoon
the person who gets cheated on is often angry and sad and beautiful asf, unless you're me
cheaters date 2 or more people at the same time with no regard for their s/o's feelings. what a scumbag. they can burn in the deepest, darkest, hottest pits of hell. they deserve a slow, painful death. they go look at someone who genuinely loved them and says "why dont i fucking shatter their heart in 3838472782881 million tiny little pieces?" because they're scumbags that deserve to be treated like the dog shit someone didn't pick up. being cheated on hurts like hell and no one fucking deserves it. cheating is unforgivable and only cum dumpster fuckasses cheat. cheating dosent have to be a physical interaction, it can also be talking to someone in a way that you should only be talking like with your s/o. emojis such as ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🖤🤍🤎❤️ 🔥❤️ 🩹❣️💕💞💓💗💖💘💝💟 and 🥰 should only be used with your/their s/o and mom. 👅🍑🍆 and 💦 should be absolutely EXCLUSIVE to your/their s/o.
by mr juniper reid December 29, 2021
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