A man who is incapable of growth and lacks maturity causing them to be romantically attracted to those of the same or lesser mental acuity as them, often times being a person much younger then them to an almost criminal degree.
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Micro: live band, tons of sluts at a sick house with free booze. What a Certified ripper banger!
Micro: live band, tons of sluts at a sick house with free booze. What a Certified ripper banger!
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Get the Certified ripper banger mug.A group of people who have became their own Squad and named themselves Creeps. They are Certified in everything they do including but not limited too dropping folks that talk too much. Hence the name "Certified Creep Squad". How many shots does it take to knock you down, is the question...
Caution, be aware of The Certificate Creep Squad.
Caution, be aware of The Certificate Creep Squad.
by CCS29 October 10, 2022
Get the certified creep squad mug.(Noun) The ability to perform fellacio so successfully that the Receiver claims the Giver could suck start a Dyson vacuum cleaner without it being plugged into a power source. Also referred to as the ability to "suck one's soul out" and/or " To suck a golf ball through a garden hose."
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Get the Certified Lover Boy mug.A person who went to the school of Charisma and graduated top of his class is known as a Certified Rizzler. This person has a a mass inhuman amount of charisma which he or she uses to attract those they feel attraction to. This high amount of rizz certifies them to be a top tier Rizzler.
Mrs Garo a certified Rizzler rizzed up Mr Garo.
She was such a Rizzler she rizzed up the whole school.
She was such a Rizzler she rizzed up the whole school.
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