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Cereal

A derivative from The words "serious","seriously", and the phrase "for real", whilst slurring your words, usually incoherently and dribbling saliva .
Drunkard: "More ale plesh landlord."

Landlord: "Sorry sir, you have had too much to drink already, it not worth my licence."

drunkard: "Cereal?"
by celtic123200 April 28, 2009
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cereal killer

1.one who kills cereals

2.another name for Montana
1. Oh no! My Cocoa Pebbles are dead! Must've been a cereal killer!

2.Where do you live young man?
Why I live in Billings, cereal killer.
by fishrocker April 7, 2009
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cerealkiller

noun
a gamer who frags his/her opponents repeatedly in a intense and quick fashion, usually surviving an onslaught of multiple enemies at once.

origins: Derived from the word serialkiller, exchanging "serial" to "cereal" denotes that the player is "having his opponents for breakfast," a phrase which implies a harsh killing done on his/her enemies.
Thomas is a real cerealkiller, he played against the odds on a five versus one match and won!
by Sogeking August 20, 2007
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cereal fart

This is the flatulance which occurs after an enormous bowl of rasin bran or chereos. The wheat is partialy indigestable creating a rather large amount of gas and a penatrating odor, even after a dump. Sometimes the chereos come out whole.
cumming from his ass was a stream of cereal farts.
by vinnyfromqueens February 7, 2010
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cereal

Dave: did you get the cereal for the party?
Joe: Cereal..?
Dave: The weed, dumbass. Christ, learn the codewords.
by flabberabber April 15, 2010
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cereal

why the fuck did you search cereal, like really cereal? you could have learned about disease or even about other peoples cultures and you could even learn sex ed taught through memes, but look at you looking up cereal on urban dictionary you are a mistake.
tom: hey i just searched up cereal on urban dictionary!

jerry: kill your self

tom: i am a weirdly violent cat

jerry: i am a small mouse
by boy meets COW March 1, 2021
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Hemiplegic Spastic Cerebral Palsy

1). A neurological disability which ignorant people believe means the same thing as mentally retarded.
While it's true that people with severe cases of CP can have mental retardation, many people with milder cases of CP have average to above average intelligence. Additionally, because many people with mild hemiplegic (one sided) CP have visual/spatial processing and math and/or language learning disabilities, IQ tests are often very inaccurate measures of a child with Hemiplegic CP's intelligence as they typically measure bilateral thinking patterns. People with spastic CP often have one very strong and dominant hemisphere in the undamaged side of the brain, and one weaker brain hemisphere. This results in one side or limb (s) of the body being weaker and lacking in the ability to accomplish fine motor skills. If the right side of the brain is affected, then the left side of the body will be affected, and if the left side of the brain is affected, the right side of the body will be weaker.

Despite having this disability, people with mild Spastic Hemiplegic Cerebral Palsy often live normal, relatively independent lives. They can learn to drive (a bit slower than the average kid), get a good career, and be happy and successful people.
I used to be angry with God, and cry out to him why I was born with mild Hemiplegic Spastic Cerebral Palsy; why I couldn't be like every other girl my age. Now, I realize that being "normal" often makes people more ignorant and thoughtless. They often take the little things in life for granted and may make fun of those who are different from the norm. Really though, it's those who aren't born perfect that have the most creativity, passion, and determination.
by AliceKettle November 9, 2014
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