Moore Catholic 

A High School on Staten islad, NY, where nearly the entire student body are either morons or sluts. Half the teachers are complete assholes, the principal is a total drunk, and the dean is an uptight ass who likes all the morons more than the intelligent people.

Aside from that 95% of the school, though, the rest of it is fine.

"Hey, I got accepted to Moore Catholic. Should I go there?"
"Only if you're taking music, that's where most of the smart people are."

Moore Catholic by malendras September 8, 2008

foxhole catholic 

A lapsed catholic who re-embraces the faith when confronted with a life-threatening situation.

The church tapped into a pool of foxhole catholics after 9/11.

foxhole catholic by Dan Zakreski October 26, 2007

powers catholic high 

A catholic high school in flint Michigan. A school that randomly drug tests even though half of the students fail. A bunch of people that act catholic but have premarital sex and half of them are secretly gay. Full of snobby rich thots. People go crazy when there’s one single fight. What ever u do don’t take the lords name is vein or you will be crucified.

I got to powers catholic high

I am a stoner I have had premarital sex and I am gay as fuck

powers catholic high by Assmunchpussydestoryer420 October 20, 2019

North Catholic High School 

best school in the wips. far superior than hampton since they beat them every game. most people are friendly but its very cliquey. they all have a football and drinking problem and I f you don’t go to any football or basketball games you will be looked down upon. on the bright side the after parties are lit. the girls are HOT but they’re bitches . 99% of the girls here are sluts and do not act catholic at all. if you go to one north party you will get trashed, they party every weekend. they think they’re the shit cus their partner school mhs is also one of the best schools. if you can’t handle hate and judgment i suggest you go to their partner school, but it will be the same since they all know each other but there are perks. but hey you get to go there 3 days a week. side note teachers will shove their religion down your throat. btw we don’t have rats (if you don’t get this then you’re not an og)

“You going to the next north catholic high school football game Friday”

“Nah man I have an essay due”
“Go fuck yourself and transfer schools”

North Catholic High School by Olivia Posh May 26, 2018

Penola Catholic Collage 

A REALLY FUCKING SHIT SCHOOL THAT DOES NOT CARE ABOUT YOUR EDUCATION. THEY ONLY CARES ABOUT YOUR FUCKING UNIFORM AND IF YOU HAVE A MUSTACHE.

Student : wow penola catholic collage is such a bad school.

Penola Catholic Collage by Gay_Priest June 14, 2021

Montini catholic high school 

Full of fake people and doesn’t care about the students and only care about the money they pay for tuition

Man you are really rich and selfish you must go to Montini catholic high school

Montini catholic high school by OOGA BOOGA COME HERE BOI October 9, 2018

Father Michael Mcgivney Catholic Academy

Where every shordy is covered, and every mandem is wasting his sweetness. Ball kicks with jeans is habit, and the principle is a joke. The 129 at 2:45 is neva a motive, and the gas station only lows two mandems in. Everyother man in the school cuts hair.

Person 1: Good Morning staff & students of Father Michael McGivney Catholic Academy

Whole Class: ( trying not to laugh )

Father Michael Mcgivney Catholic Academy by swaggggyyyyy January 13, 2019