Shit candle

When a birthday candle is mounted into one end of a firm turd, lit and then let fully burn.

I went to Jessica’s house last night and we made a shit candle to celebrate her birthday

by Dod Äntligen July 19, 2022

Candle Huffing

The annoying act of smelling every candle in a retail outlet that sells candles, including Yankee Candle, BB&B, Cracker Barrel, Bath & Body Works, and others.

Girl: Let's go to the mall.
Guy: I can't.
Girl: Why?
Guy: I went to Yankee Candle last week and got kicked out for Candle Huffing.
Girl: You're a douchebag.
Guy: But Napa Valley Harvest smells so good. And Clean Cotton smells like new towels.

by Hogie1975 July 8, 2011

blew out a candle

what you tell your parents when you hotboxed your basement and at 2. am they come down and check on you they ask why the basement is so smokey.

Mom, we just blew out a candle, it makes a ton of smoke.

by bigboy frank October 1, 2017

god candle

A massive green candle that can propel Bitcoin towards new all-time highs with divine force.

Did you see the Bitcoin price, it just printed a god candle, we’re going to be rich!

by anonymous November 29, 2023

mental candle power

A way of measuring the brightness of a person. The brighter the light the smarter and more capable the person. The dimmer the light the less they are capable .

He lacked the mental candle power to do his job but had no problem leaving a blazing trail of ruin in his path.

by mlhiss December 24, 2019

Butt candled

When one accepts the sucky choices others have to dish up no matter how time sensitive, important or otherwise compassionate it may be. One who will unapologetically put themselves before cyclists who would happily eat salt and vinegar chips despite the cyclist being awfully overweight and lethargic. No amount of tumeric or green tablets will help. Insert rainbow shark png.

Matt was butt candled for being himself. No matter how sick he was, the butt candling would continue deep into the night.

by Hamurai September 27, 2018

Ass Candle

A syringe with the needle removed to inject drugs, typically meth, rectally.

My point is clogged, pull the needle off and make an ass candle, I'm going in.

by Lucifer's Envy January 2, 2021