dick cabbage

An STD that turns your dick green, turns your balls to cabbages, and makes you cum cabbage seeds

Jimbo slept with a Russian hooker, now he has dick cabbage.

by Johnny Slots April 25, 2008

muff cabbage

A misinterpretation of the word "garbage" in ones vagina used by people from New Jersey. Made popular from South Park

Kyle: Youre Muff Cabbage, you got cabbage in your muff!
its a jersey thing

by TheAuthor October 18, 2010

Slabber Cabbage

A person who spills and dribbles their food over themselves, the table, floor, sofa, duvet, and other people, and is either oblivious to it or else wallows in the stomach-churning sensation it causes in onlookers. The GOD of sloppy eaters.

She's such a slabber cabbage

by noway jose August 30, 2003

cabbage

Ghetto slang for a coronary artery bypass graft (CABG), a common surgery for those who have suffered a heart attack or have certain chronic cardiac defects.

Mike: "Ni'a I'm gonna blast my gat and it's gonna fuck you up so bad the ER doctors are gonna have to do a double-cabbage on yo' bitch ass."
Jamal: "Fool don't trip. My crew gonna run up on you so quick you could potentially suffer a myocardial infarction and I'll bust a cap so far up in yo' shit that it removing it is a surgical improbability and thus it could potentially result in chronic lead poisoning as the bullet gradually decomposes in yo' trick-ass body. BITCH!"

by Nick D September 1, 2004

muff cabbage

snookie's hairy clam

The state of new jersey smells like muff cabbage

by fuck new jersey October 18, 2010

Cabbagetastic

Describes the greatness of an object, as long as this object is not cabbage.

"That guitar is cabbagetastic!"

wrong: "that cabbage is cabbagetastic"

by Jeremy Fisher May 13, 2005

cabbage patch kids

generally used to describe the kids from the rich end of town who think money equates to character, but are devoid of same. Also those who think they are somehow more important or valuable because their PARENTS have money.

"jenny's hot, but she's such a snobby bitch! what's her problem?"
"she a cabbage patch kid"

by Stefan the terrible June 12, 2004