Cabbage Ass

Keith has cabbage ass, excessive wiping of the butthole sometimes occurs because of his wet gas.

Keith likes his cabbage ass

by Craig Curran April 29, 2005

cabbage roll

A person of Eastern European or Russian descent, often used in a derogatory manner.

That damn cabbage roll stole my car.

by Rob McKenzie September 11, 2005

Cabbage Patch Arms

Fat person who has arms and elbows that resemble that of a cabbage patch kid dolls.

Ew, that bitch got cabbage patch arms!

by Doppleganger387 April 21, 2011

Cabbage Creeper

N. A guy who constantly tries to get with smelly girls. This person has no standards whatsoever, and will openly get with anything or anyone, even a person that smells as bad as cabbage.

Jeff: Yo dude did you see that gurl that Ryan was hittin it with last night?
Eric: Ya man she fuckin' smelled like ass, he's sucha Cabbage Creeper!

by YourBetchness December 7, 2011

cabbage hole

A vigina that looks like a roll of cabbage cut in half and smells of old cabbage soup

Man that cabbage hole on that spoda bitch was gross

by reggin retah December 19, 2014

Cabbage Pubes

Thick curly pubes that look like shredded cabbage

"Man I hooked up with a Russian History teacher and she had cabbage pubes all over."

by osama ben lez December 15, 2018

cabbage patch

1.referring to the popular cabbage patch doll in the late 90's characterized with yarn hair, freckles, and big cheeks
2. derogatory term for a white girl

Julia stiles and Kirsten dunst is a cabbage patch

by whatisit April 19, 2005