guy buffer

space a straight man tries to put between himself and his buddy when they go to the movies together.

Mike laid his jacket on the seat next to him and told Aaron to sit on the other side of it in order to create a guy buffer.

by mike wilkins January 2, 2004

air buffet

Like an air biscuit, but hangs around a long time and may be revisited many times.

biscuit? that was a fucking BUFFET!

by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004

ass buffet

a form of suicide, in which one requests a prostitute if one can lick her ass. Easily spreading a Sti, into the victim.

fuck this sucks, i'm getting an ass buffet

by jmack5646 August 4, 2006

buffdaddy

One who subscribes to the furry way.

I see you are dressed up as a buffdaddy.. that alarms me

by Chimp June 6, 2004

Cock Buffer

A hired professional who licks the shit off the dicks of men after a gay orgy.

Jason is such a cock buffer.

Why don't you just go buff a few cocks.

Is there a cock buffer in the house?

by Bernard Lebowski January 9, 2004

Penis Buffer

Someone who go in and makeout with a girl or lick her pussy right after she had sex with another guy.

Eddie: hey babe your vagina taste funny today...
Some Whore: ohh really? I've had alot of salt... =S
Eddie: why is there this long ass pube here?
Some Whore: it's not yours???
Eddie: no I shaved... like a bald eagle
Some Whore: ohhh it umm must be from my head...

Other guy hiding in the cupboard using all of his muscle in his body... trying not to laugh at the fact that "eddie" has just tasted his juice.

i.e eddie is a penis buffer

by Random7410 May 3, 2008

pussy buffer

A member of the opposite sex seated between two straight men as a "buffer", in order to cut back on awkwardness. Often abbreviated "PB" in casual use.

Jenna, Dave and Carlos have their panties in a twist and won't sit next to each other. Can you go over there and pussy buffer (PB)?

by cannedpeaches July 15, 2010