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Braingasm

An orgasm of the brain, something that would be the equivalent of information sex, something that would make a nerd smile in a kind of creepy, happy way.
Nerd 1: Dude, we just got our new Calculus books!

Nerd 2: Alright! Braingasm!

Nerd 1: Yeah, we're so cool
by T pizzane March 25, 2009
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Boringo

Used to describe a senseless feeling of boredom.
It's really boringo in here, lets leave! I've got to go to work, Boringo!
by FP February 11, 2005
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Bringus

Someone who has done something stupid or of distaste for the group watching or doing the activity. One step up from dingus in terms of harshness
Steve: I can't believe that ref threw a flag!
John: Yeah man, what a bringus
by DRSTEVEBRULE September 3, 2012
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Coyote Boring

The feeling of frustration after having had to listen to an eternity of someone's diatribe. The feeling manifests itself as being trapped or cornered accompanied by an overwhelming urge to gnaw off something. The problem is that there is nothing to gnaw off.

This usually occurs in social gatherings where it would be considered inappropriate to leave. It can also happen at work when you just cannot get away from a coworker or worse, boss.
Dave: Hey M, how was your weekend.

Melissa: Saturday was cool. Friday I was stuck at a company function having to listen to the War-And-Peace story from Mr. Teagle from corporate. The guy would just not shut up.

Dave: Coyote Boring?

Melissa: Man I wanted to stick my head in the microwave.
by RogueSun July 31, 2008
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you're boring me

When someone of low value or relevance is looking for validation to the point of exhaustion but it only exacerbates and exposes their irrelevance to an intensely dull disposition.
You're beginning to bore the Hell outta me.

You're boring me.
by Jay double ya June 12, 2016
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my goatse brings all the boys to the yard

The power that a man with a large gaping asshole wields over those who lack this libido-stimulating rectal virtue. See goatse for details.
mortal: Wow! - your asshole is inflamed, gaping, and smells similar to a mixture of stagnant bloody stool and rotting fishheads. Can I touch?

goatse man: Tremble before me and worship, ye mortals. Lo! - my asshole shall enslave thee and thy brethren.
by boburt March 29, 2004
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bring on the horny

Reading, watching, hearing or observing something that instantaneously triggers, full force, the physical reaction of arousal.
"Are you watching porn? Bring on the horny!"
by jenniferfarley1@hotmail.com August 7, 2008
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